certified yapper

mother. 30. @juan_i_am 🫶

[certified yapper @Tayty_Perry]

bc he’s a loving, active, and wonderful father. so many who preach family values could never relate.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Hunter Biden on his father pardoning him:

He chose me over his legacy, because no matter what you say, that's going to be one of the first things written about him.

He chose me over his political legacy.

And that's how much my dad loves me.

[Ioan Grillo @ioangrillo]

That is not crazy. It’s totally predictable unless you have never left the United States.

[certified yapper @Tayty_Perry]

my takeaway from episode 8 is that melanie is one of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen and sincere is evil #LoveIslandUSA

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[certified yapper @Tayty_Perry]

@sapphicscult i actually don’t want to imagine this

[certified yapper @Tayty_Perry]

this photo literally made me block her. every time i see a new picture of her i have a visceral reaction.

[Jada💋 @ChelseasCheeks]

this being the first slide….. it couldn’t be more obvious😭

[certified yapper @Tayty_Perry]

you were quite literally barely even eating solid when he was elected, hardly conscious for his entire first term, and probably only hated him during his second because you were in elementary school and your parents told you to. be fucking for real.

[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

We loathed Obama like you loathed Trump.

Except we loathed Obama because he loathed America.

You loathe Trump because you loathe America.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice

And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense

Such a tiresome waste of time

[certified yapper @Tayty_Perry]

i am a fan of pope leo but like i’ve said before, to the progressives and leftists who are getting into him and catholicism and thinking he’s the woke pope: pope francis was who you think pope leo is.

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

Not according to the Bible. Genesis 19 narrates the sin of Sodom as men using the threat of raping other men as a means of emasculating & shaming them. Ezekiel adds to it the refusal to aid the poor & needy. You don’t know jack about your Bible & you need to grow the fuck up.

[certified yapper @Tayty_Perry]

nobody moved. nobody gaf.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance's chief of staff set to depart White House role

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

“Dear migrants, before I say any other word to you, I want to bow before your dignity.

“You are not numbers or case files.

“You are people — with a family and a home left behind, with dreams that no one has the right to scorn.” — Pope Leo XIV

[Rich Raho @RichRaho]

Pope Leo at Port of Arguineguín: “Human dignity has no passport, nor does it lose value when crossing a border.”

[Whitley Gilbert @Brandivo]

A Raven Baxter original!

[Rich Raho @RichRaho]

Pope Leo at Sagrada Familia: “We cannot believe in Jesus and make war. We cannot believe in Jesus and kill the innocent. We cannot believe in Jesus and abandon those who suffer, those who weep, those who flee from misery.”

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[Maia Lorne @MaiaLorne_x]

Zero engagement won't stop me from tweeting

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work