Taylor Hansen

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

So here’s to good days and better tomorrows

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

Working on it Mr. President. In the meantime - have a Happy 4th and please make sure the WH intern who posted this tweet registers for Econ 101 for the fall semester...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

You wanna get nuts let’s get nuts!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Explaining how a subreddit named WallStreetBets has turned GameStop from a $17 stock to a $300 stock

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The internet decided to all buy #gme at once to fuck with the suits

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I’m here ready to get rich, what do I do next?

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Some things just go better together
And probably always will

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

No joke this one is real:

I told my 4 year old “so you know the virus? The president has it.”

“what’s President?”

“he’s the guy who runs everything”

“What do I do?”

“Nothing. Doesn’t really effect you”

*in goofy voice* “Then what are you talking about?”

“Just tellin you”

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Judging by all your lovely tweets, @BrewDog sent out the 50,000 cans of #StreetDog today. We're drinking for stray dogs now, which is totally allowed 🙏

[Taylor Hansen @Tayylorrr4]

@annieebrewer Wine.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Wanna feel old? Watch this https://t.co/DVoPCptgzG

[Taylor Hansen @Tayylorrr4]

@JGallant92 @barstoolsports @LightsCameraPod 😂

[Taylor Hansen @Tayylorrr4]

@JGallant92 @barstoolsports @LightsCameraPod I got unreasonably mad at this for no reason 😂 instantly Googled it when I saw the picture.

[Taylor Hansen @Tayylorrr4]

I’ve resorted to pro wrestling to get my competitive sports fix. The answer is no. I’m not okay.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening

[brittany grant @clittanyclant]

For whoever needs to hear this: overcompensating on social media will never fix your unstable relationship

[Taylor Hansen @Tayylorrr4]

Thankful for the internet’s support on the proper construction of a mimosa - 99% Champagne 1% OJ - because I have withstood a lot of dirty looks from my mother for this.

[Taylor Hansen @Tayylorrr4]

@clittanyclant @sperkybaby1 This is the kind of content I want to see.