doctor: your IUD is out of place which means you’ve been having unprotected sex
me: when did that start
dr: when you first got it in
me: so i’ve been having unprotected sex for six years and haven’t gotten pregnant
dr: it seems so
me: so i’m infertile
dr: who can say
Spirit Airlines gone. Gas prices disrespectful. Groceries cost a whole paycheck or get recalled. The weather is acting like it has a personal vendetta. Miami Beach looking like a seaweed farm. Electricity bills creeping up 10-20%. Kids are feral. & every day it feels like our president is finding new ways to make life harder.