It’s pretty fucking disgusting that we live in a country where climbing the Empire State Building is a crime but rich people touching little kids isn’t.
Wake up like you mean it.
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I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Biden: Putting his name on the Kennedy Center. Building an arch in his own honor. Even hiring his own pool guy to fix the reflecting pool.
Whoa. What a loser.
This is very good from Tim Miller.
Trump clearly doesn’t understand that a passport is for Americans, since the message he’s delivering is suitable for a visa for foreigners.
“I run the protection program, I’ll protect you,” House Speaker Mike Johnson tells a room packed with members of the Epstein Class.
To say this on camera reflects way too much sense of impunity.
Guys, I’m starting to think killing the ayatollah who issued a fatwa against developing a nuclear weapon that held since 2003 may have been a mistake…..
Trump's Latest Self-Own Is So Stupid It Should Be Studied in Clown Colleges
Remember when I warned y'all that DISCOVERY was the one thing Trump feared most from Jack Smith? Well, the orange imbecile just handed the keys to the kingdom to the BBC like the blithering moron he is.
In an act of pure, unfiltered hubris, Trump filed a $10 billion defamation lawsuit against the British Broadcasting Corporation over how they edited his January 6 speech. Now, the BBC has responded by dropping a nuclear discovery bomb in Florida court, demanding Trump hand over his telephone logs, calendars, schedules, diaries, and communications with everyone involved in planning the "Stop the Steal" rally and the events of January 6.
That's right — from November 3, 2020, through January 20, 2021. The exact 'coup plot' period that could bury him.
The BBC isn't playing games. They want everything. Who he talked to. When he talked to them. What was said about the rally, the speech, and the riot that followed. This is the legal equivalent of forcing Trump to open every closet, every safe, and every burner phone from the coup attempt era.
Trump's incompetent lawyers are crying foul, whining that the BBC is trying to "put the president on trial for the riot." No shit, Sherlock. That's what happens when you sue a major news outlet over January 6 coverage — they get to dig into the very evidence that could prove you incited an insurrection.
This is peak Trump: a man so thin-skinned and vengeful that he sues the BBC for $10 billion and accidentally sets himself up for the most devastating document dump of his life. The same guy who dodged accountability for years just voluntarily walked into a legal meat grinder because his ego couldn't handle a news report.
This isn't just a lawsuit. It's self-sabotage on a historic scale — the kind of boneheaded, narcissistic move that could finally expose the full scope of what happened on January 6.
Trump didn't just shoot himself in the foot. He loaded the shotgun, aimed it at his own head, and pulled the trigger while screaming about how unfairly treated he is.
Pathetic. Predictable. And long overdue. The discovery process is coming, Donald. Try not to shit your diaper when it does.