Taz Browning

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

#UFC259 @danawhite the scoring system is terrible. They use only two numbers: 10 and 9. And you think they are crazy if they throw in an 8?? These decisions are ridiculous. Judges make so many mistakes it's embarrassing! You can't accurately determine a winner with two numbers.

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

The all-important yet painful day, for those of you who don't know, is known across the land -and indeed the entire galaxy- as, "The 8th Week Anniversary of Empress Ingraham's Surgery, well not today but Wednesday."

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@IngrahamAngle How can a person so oblivious, narcissistic, and devoid of a single intelligent thought be allowed to be on TV to embarrass herself and cringe people to their core with the braindead self-importance spewing out of their mouth?

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

Apparently the prestigious, sentimental, and very sensitive holiday happened to be on this very day, and Laura couldn't comprehend why this current event about a celebrity had to be mentioned on this sacred, specific day, on the news of all places!

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@mgl047 @BlessedMMA No bets. I just expect someone who talks so much shit to back it up. He had no answer except for, "Buy the PPV and find out!" We found out he had no answer because he has no answer for Volk. Just facts.

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@HunterSoles1 @BlessedMMA Order the goddamn PPV so you can watch for yourself what I'm gonna do to Volkanovski! Number 4 is when I show you the REAL MAX HOLLOWAY! OH YEEEAAAHHHH!

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@HunterSoles1 @BlessedMMA Ain't that bright are you boy??? You sure told me by wasting your Goddamn time telling me how I wasted my time huh DUMBASS??? HEEEYAAAHHH

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@HunterSoles1 @BlessedMMA You cared enough... JACKASS

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@Benaskren Better than your stiff ass layed out over the canvas!

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@BlessedMMA Blessed my asshole....

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@BlessedMMA You mean drop to 135? Stop telling your fans to buy the PPV Saturday night so they can find out... That you SUCK?? You could at least be honest about it. Stop pumping your fans when you have no answer. "hAshtaG" BETRAYED

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@mrbackend15 Huh... just figuring that out? And thousands of people care? Strange world you live in.

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@GypsyKing50 @jesuschrist__14 @JanBlachowicz Usman needs a challenge. Not like any welterweight can do that.

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@SeanSheehanBA Is it just the old lady pearls then?... Is that all you're showing today?

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@SeanSheehanBA "I just want to show off..."
K... we're waiting...

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@RX_MMA_06 Never leave it in the hands of the judges... One day they'll fuck you over, no matter how clearly you win.

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@BlessedMMA JULY 2! Watch me end my career!!! I'm going for 0-3 FUCK YEAH!

[Taz Browning @TazBrowning]

@BlessedMMA "Max, what are you going to do DIFFERENT this time, because you couldn't do enough the last two times?..."

Max: "You'll find out SATURDAY!"
(Do fighters get paid $1,000 for each time they say that? Because it really seems like it)

"But what are you-"

Max:"JULY 2!"