Tazmingaut

Named after a Looney Tune.

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protect the Kelce’s at all cost.

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I am really sorry for who I’m going to become on July 7th with the re-release of Better Than Revenge.

I will be going back to my 16/17 year old self.

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Currently me.

[Emily Vaughn @Emilyvaughnx]

behind every hot girl is a dying phone and an unpaid driving ticket

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Nothing I love more than going straight home after work and sitting outside until the mosquitoes come out.

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Students on IEPs are more than your shitty and distasteful “Jokes”.

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nervous to watch tonight’s kraken game….But also I must watch because hockey.

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To the girl I accidentally bumped into at the Yam Haus show in Portland I just want to let you know that it’s been eating me alive and it’s all I’ve been thinking about even tho I apologized.. I was outta line with those dance moves.

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Lol at me trying to make friends with strangers at a concert last night.

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I cringe at myself about 90% of the time.

[𝚗. 🐦‍🔥 @corporealamoeba]

In Seattle to see @yamhaus with @Tazmingaut. Guess we’ll finally see what all the hype about the bass player is.

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See ya soon Seattle & @yamhaus

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I don’t know what’s going on this weekend but college football has been brutal.

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I’ll just like all your Instagram stories until we become friends or start up a conversation.

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Coachella looks fun until you see all the wristbands. My Anxiety can’t handle that.

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I think I’ve had like 6 G&Ts tonight. Can’t wait for that hangover tomorrow morning.

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My home town has gotten so cute, like what the hell.

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I’m so proud of you! You deserve to start living your life! @corporealamoeba 💜

[𝚗. 🐦‍🔥 @corporealamoeba]

Guys—I’M OFFICIALLY OUT TO MY PARENTS.

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@nesss_romero You’re welcome 😘

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I love that there are people out there who can’t hear a one direction song without thinking about me and that brings me so much joy.

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@corporealamoeba Yaaaaaassss 👏🏼