Eric Cartman

I am a fourth grader who hates Jews (especially Kyle). *Parody*

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Sup homies

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Respect my authoritah!

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Fuck Kyle

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Suck my balls

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I'm goin home

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I'll do what I want!

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I'm not fat.

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Killer bewbs

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Don't I looked ripped? #beachbody

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Fist bump?

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My damn pie

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I'm the best at World of Warcraft

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Why the hell is Kennys bitch ass always dying?

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Keep your laws off my KFC

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I'm ready for the Special Olympics

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Kyles moms a big fat bitch

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I hate hippies!

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Your mom is so poor she can't even pay attention.

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Watch out bitches, I'm a YELP critic.