Maria Pants

here are my complaints of life and what makes me laugh

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

I just saw a girl comment how much she loves her sleeve & "you don't see many girls with sleeves" and I'm just like

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

Just a wittle baybee

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

I say dumb shit to see who will continue to speak to me. It’s a game. It’s my personal entertainment.

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

Big Menty B moment. 🫠

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

Sometimes when I’m sad I’ll post videos or pictures when I was genuinely happy. Or ya know I just am happy. The world may never know 🤪

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

Dude Issa just a lil joke.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: i have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

Listen to me. I’m screaming for you to listen.

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

It hurts. Being this mf funny. 🤪

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

I celebrated one persons life today while I said goodbye to another 😞

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

Life is beautiful but still so so sad.

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“Don’t pack too much, we’re only staying 2 days”
Me:

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

At least your mind is at peace now.

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

Unpopular Opinion: Everything does not happen for a reason. Sometimes Shit just happens and it’s hard and there’s no fucking reason.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Global warming to Starbucks

[Maria Pants @TbhIdcMaria]

I handle death so terribly. I wish I could accept people leave but I can’t.

[tell that mick he just made my lyss @lysstory]

the absolute worst guy u know is gonna dress like this for halloween this year btw