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Sometimes, I be givin people unfriendly reminders.

That's just a peek into my sick and twisted mind 👿🤜😈

[Tblitz3 @Tblitz31]

Thinkin bout how Australians say H like “HHHeyytch”. 😞😔✊

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When the hand soap bottle is almost empty so you gotta jerk it off a lil to get to the tiddles from the bottom.
#FeelingBlessed 🙏

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When I say hello to someone I walk past on a walking path, and they don’t say hello back and just ignore me, I start uncontrollably sobbing and screaming at them until they feel bad for their moral failure.
#GodsWork 🙏

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Straight up at the all of garden eating panning gotta, and by “panning gotta”, well, let’s just say, eye talling food 😏

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Destiny is just Taylor Swift for incel pseudo-intellectuals 🥱🚬

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@OnionsAsMittens Happy bday my queen 👸 😍

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To the guy at my gym who always takes the middle treadmill when all of them are empty:
I hope you sleep an extra hour but are then unexplainable groggy the entire day :3c

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Babe wake up, new tblitz cover just dropped 🥱🔥

It's a full cover so I built everything up from scratch :O It's probably my favorite piece of music I've done so far, so give it a listen!!!

https://t.co/K9BSWnE5Ob

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@keatwon_ 🥹 it’s so pretti

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Just dropped the first duet I've ever done, and the first song I've ever recorded with my vocals on it! :O give it a listen! https://t.co/nuAmVeEWXw

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@chedderrrr @ElFleek @nightmare_jpg

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Rizz tip:
One day the cicadas will return. On that day you shall embrace them. Do not fight, do not resist. Open your windows, open your doors. Assimilate into their society, for their way is the new order. The cicadas are coming. They are coming soon.

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@leddyyy_ Kurt Angle coded

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Doin my first lil sewing stream to track progress :) come hang out and watch me sew a lil tote bag :O
https://t.co/TDd2wvdnHc

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Reminder that Blitzen the reindeer stole my swag. Mf is a fan and wants to be me. Everyone fuckin wit Vixen (sexy reindeer) 🔥💯

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@keatwon_ Yo wtf, this shit actually Brazy 😦

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God damn he is cheefin’ the fuck outta that shit

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Here’s my hot take on all this @pokimanelol cookies #drama

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@devJimmyboy Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do 🙏🧎‍♂️