Dan Flashes

Life's a mountain range bitches

[Dan Flashes @Tcrow12]

Most #marshallcounty thing to happen to me to date

[julia @juumelo_]

I am pure of heart but dumb of ass

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

When we were kids we were watching a popular kids cartoon. He came in the room and said that what we were watching was the most disgusting thing he’d ever seen in his life.

It was CATDOG. My dad absolutely hates CATDOG.

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

GET YA ROLL ON!!

[Matteo Piper Jenks 🧲 🇮🇹 @MattPiperJenks]

Homeward Bound deserves all of the media's attention

[Michael Christmas @MickeyChristmas]

Big Dawg

[𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗺𝗮'𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝗯 ❥ @kawaiisennpai]

Nigga look like Pootie Tang.

[Dan Flashes @Tcrow12]

@barstoolWSD @UncleChaps Had a similar chat once with a man named Greg, his was the Benadryl popsicle for sick kids. Claimed he called a patent hotline and they stole it

[Vernon Maxwell @VernonMaxwell11]

3 of the 4 cities with the highest illiteracy rate were represented in the first 2 games on today’s NBA schedule. 4 Cleveland 3 San Antonio 2 OKC
Can you name number 1? The first person to answer correctly from each of those cities will get a $20 gift card to Blockbuster Video

[Put0 @persecutedgame1]

First off she's not a "ho". But yes I did scare her

[Terry Rozier @T_Rozzay3]

Ahah i bet!!

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Some random prison League team seeing their new players and coach

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

"some call it byrek, it's a baked flaky pastry filled with meats and cheese. the shorties love it" - eric adams when he opens his albanian restaurant in the bronx

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

respectfully wondering if trick daddy still reaches out to the remaining living members of his “eat a booty” gang

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@UnnecRoughness @nocontextcfb Phillip the Good, After Rogier van der Weyden, 1451-1500

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Just finding out that Mr. and Mrs. Met have been living in sin this whole time

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

she looks like she calls brazil nuts their other name

[nancy reagan sexbot @luffymindset2]

i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

this and a small town where somethings not right

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Child: ew, this coffee is gross

Me: I told you, you have to smoke the cig at the same time if you want it to be good.