Taylor 🥦🦕

it’s my page and I’ll shit post if I want to 💩

[Taylor 🥦🦕 @Tdougie_]

This is Buddha he doesn’t like wearing hats but he’s a good sport about it

[Taylor 🥦🦕 @Tdougie_]

@magstrology

[Matt Maeson @MattMaeson]

My solo tour kicks off tomorrow. It’ll be my first time ever playing piano live. If I mess up and you laugh or make any kind of remark, I will stop playing, jump off the stage, find you in the crowd, get uncomfortably close to your face and say “stop that”. So…tread lightly.

[T @tylerthecreator]

she can ride my face i dont want nothing in returnnnnn

[Wreckno 🦋 @wreckno]

Me existing:

My Chicago show ad comments: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES

Me:

[Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @sensorystories_]

As someone who grew up poor (and who struggled for years to make ends meet financially as an adult), I am now understanding why we always had so much stuff in our house and why it was basically impossible to keep it clean/organized.

[cal? @cal_gif]

Nightmare scenario

[TAHK0 ☕️ @TAHK0]

pikachu meal

[feef @feefal_]

It bothers me that teeth hide meat inside of them

[Matt Maeson @MattMaeson]

Finally, after a year i have secured physical proof of my success. Thank you for listening and for giving me the ability to absolutely flex on all my haters especially my 4th grade teacher Ms Dalton and a guy named Tony in my YouTube comments

[Taylor 🥦🦕 @Tdougie_]

@_kkaayyttllyynn The post rave blues are strong today 🥲

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

'Chubby' the construction site cat.

[em ▲ @starrymage]

nintendo's abandonment of Animal Crossing: New Horizons is so wild. they created the 14th best-selling game of all time and then stopped supporting it after less than 2 years.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

can't wait to go home for christmas ❤️

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Me: What you gotta buy from Target?

Her: Target will tell me when I get there

[Puppi Love @ThePuppiLove]

Accidentally told Amelia Bedelia to slay. Everyone stay inside

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

oh? you like pokemon? name every pokemon then

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Your girl when the guy cheating on TV saying the same shit you do