Berlin Blade

Champagne Socialist / Ketamine Communist

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

Just finished sopranos for the first time. These are my observations:

Season 1:

- Pauli is the best character by a mile
- I want his mum to die a horrible death
- his son reminds me a LOT of the rizzler

This is going to be a long thread.

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

@TaraBull Smash

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@JaaviCast Grimsby

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

Me when I land in Bochum

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

When Guinness World Records stopped tracking the record for the most beer consumed in one hour in 1989, the title was still held by 23-year-old Jack Keyes. He had set the mark two decades earlier in Northern Ireland, reportedly drinking 36 pints in a single hour in 1969.

Thirty-six pints in sixty minutes. That’s one pint every 100 seconds—a rate so extreme it seems to challenge the limits of human physiology.

A standard pint contains 568 milliliters, meaning Jack Keyes reportedly drank more than 20 liters of beer in a single hour in Belfast in 1969. For comparison, the human stomach comfortably holds about one liter at a time.

Keyes was only 23 years old when he set the record. It remained untouched in the Guinness books for two decades before Guinness World Records quietly discontinued the category in 1989, citing concerns about encouraging dangerous drinking behavior.

There was no grand finale and no last attempt to break it. The record was simply retired, leaving Keyes permanently listed as its final holder.

Ironically, Guinness World Records itself originated from a disagreement in a pub. In 1951, Sir Hugh Beaver, managing director of the Guinness brewery, became involved in an argument over which European game bird was the fastest. When no definitive source could settle the debate, he saw an opportunity and commissioned a reference book to answer such questions. That idea eventually grew into the world-famous Guinness World Records.

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

@trequartbeasta I was trying to get the odds on the tournament being cancelled early but nobody is offering it

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@hotpissers2 It’s good gear

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@sensualhoplite I am all ears

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

@enunabaldosa Probably both smash Scotland

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@GFootlong @mcandidate He could have killed the boy

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@Howlingmutant0 @nypost @AndrewQuackson Class as always

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@GFootlong @mcandidate So you agree with foreigners mindlessly attacking our police force? Who is going to foot the hospital bill? Us. The taxpayer.

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@FotosDeFatos Women. Are. Mental.

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@Vfynn_ If it was the other way round we would be taking about ‘marginal gains’

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@mcandidate He’s an Arsenal fan. Says it all. Two tier Keir

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@AllThingsBlades @zeadbat Does he do card tricks?

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@dannyhall04 I hate to be pedantic but it’s the 7th tier, not step 7. Step 1 is the conference, and goes down like that. The ‘steps’ refer to non league.

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@muir_russel How did your GCSEs go in the end Jimmy

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@GWR @Johnfis08605918

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@murphin615 @LearnToToad Hopefully soon!