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@SalSports If it’s empty…definitely not! Now your poop bag is at the bottom of someone else’s can for a full week until the next trash day. If it’s still full, I’d never do that, but I don’t get mad at my neighbors who do that.

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@AmericanAir My 8 year left one of his favorite toys on an AA flight yesterday. Number 1333 landing in Phoenix. Any chance of recovering? I’d pay for the shipping back home to him. Thank you!

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@AmericanAir We did. Report 45007988. He is devastated and getting it back would bring a huge smile to his face. Thank you for your reply!

[The Sabre Report @TheSabreReport]

It's been 5,473 days.

For the first time in 15 years, the Buffalo Sabres have the chance to clinch a playoff spot.

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

This is remarkable.

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[Adam Levi @AdamLeviLAX]

Dhane Smith is MR. CLUTCH.

Down 8-5 with less than 6 minutes in regulation, the Bandits showed why they are the 3-time defending champs.

What a game. This is a MUST-WATCH finish.

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@DuaneS39 RJ, then John Tavares.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I did not expect the best Chuck Norris story I’ve ever heard to involve Jessica Simpson, Denzel Washington, and Barney the dinosaur.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate.

On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other".

Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion.

Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself.

Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo.

Rest in peace, Chuck!

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