Tea Aligned

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[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

Bring back telling kids to leave the room when adults are having adult conversations.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

22 states are seeing sober drivers arrested for DUIs EN MASSE. Tennessee is leading the charge with their officers bypassing people blowing zeros on field sobriety tests and them basically saying “well I smell alcohol” and locking people up anyway

[. @Dboysback65]

Some people just deserve to be ignored, lmao like there’s nothing else I can do with you besides that 😭

[aaliyah (scorpio princess) @aaliyahscorp]

money is so desperate to be with me. money is always entering my bank account. i am always fucking receiving money. people are so desperate to give me money. people love to pay me for existing. money just appears in front of me randomly and no matter what i do.

[Jide @jidechiemeka]

I’m a moving woman. If you don’t give me what I want, I’ll get it else where.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Before you toss your eggs, check the carton. The recalled eggs have plant code P-1950 or 0840962 and a Julian date between 157–184 (printed on the side of the carton). If yours matches, don’t eat them

[MUSE @beccabalai]

Am i trying to be mysterious, or is my life just not your business?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I’m not the villain or the victim, I am the author.

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

My FAV PART...

[ҒβΔ GΩDDΣSS✨ΔΠDRΣΔ @FBAGoddess444]

A 16-year-old boy charged with killing a 15-year-old Gwynn Oak girl and her younger brother had threatened to kill the girl if she “messed around” with other boys, according to charging documents obtained by The Baltimore Sun.

Baltimore County Police on Tuesday charged Keith Maurice James Jr., 16, of Baltimore, with two counts of first-degree murder and a firearms offense in the July 7 killings of Giovanna Myrie, 15, and her brother, Steve Allen, 9, inside their home.

In a text message to the friend, police said, Myrie wrote, “Keith said if I cheat he finna put the gun inside me. Help me.”

Police said the friend reported that on July 7, the day of the shooting, Myrie told them that Keith was supposed to come over to her house around 4 p.m. According to the charging documents, cellphone data associated with James placed his phone in the area of the crime scene at 4:22 p.m.

[Śaciṣṭha @RiseBharata]

Wtf Man.

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

@King2Aries @KevOnStage 🤣🤣

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

stunning

[Goldenn @_ForeverGoldenn]

The body . The splashes of glitter . The face ✨

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

About half an hour ago, a worker from NYC HPD knocked my door: “We’re from the tenant harassment unit and visiting the whole building. If your landlord’s been doing you wrong, let us know.” And boy did I.

Never got that even once under Eric Adams. This is our boy’s work.

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

at all...

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

I actually don’t mix well with people who can’t be alone

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

HEAVY.

[王 @0seiagyeman]

I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu GOD

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

I love it here.

[🕸️|| law of assumption @swanoflaw]

i’m literally magic. of course i always get what i want.

[aaliyah (scorpio princess) @aaliyahscorp]

i am getting texts and calls about receiving deposits now