Alison Carter

Tea loving dork.
98% sarcasm 2% hate and marshmallows.

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@icklenellierose I was in the hospital for 2/3 months, was given 5 options of gross mush. I was eating one meal a day that my mum had to bring me. In the last week of me being there I was told about them having gluten free bread. Honestly traumatic experience.

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@DPDgroup_news Hi, feel like explaining why I don't have my parcel due to drivers ableist attitude?

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@dpd_support hi, would you like to explain why I don't have my parcel due to the drivers ableist attitude?

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@frz3rbRnotaku1 @bdunkelman Parks and rec! But it went viral as a sound on tiktok

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@kimiallover The dick move would be a divorce lawyer. Write it with the wrong hand and send it!

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@MarmiteJones @_JY_813

[Stu @Hedgepigsftw]

If anyone knows anyone or any companies willing and able to donate some raffle prizes towards a fundraising effort for a charity called Remembering Rebecca, please point me.
I'd freaking love @Hoopersbrews to be in on this because I live for their D&B

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

make sure to grab a poncho when you arrive in case someone in your group is ripped open

[amir…… @norioIogy]

what if we replaced all statues of racists with moomin :)

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@kimiallover What does a problem plant look like? I'm imagining the piranha plants from mario.

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@kimiallover 🧡🎂🎉

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

On the things I thought I'd do to stay safe, taking my bins downstairs at midnight is not one of them. However there was no people? So yay for safety?

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@kimiallover Don't even joke. You're one of us now. One. Of. Us.

Plus I'd be real sad.

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

I've found my role within social distancing. It's my mum putting me on speaker to get her cat to stop wailing. I have purpose. AND I DON'T HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED (not that I can normally)

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

Nothing quite says bad day like sublux-ing your hip from having to lie on the bathroom floor for hours. New body pls

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

Isolating from the public. My body has been preparing for this for the past 5 years. My chronically ill ass is finally prepared for something.

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

@kimiallover Surely you mean collie-egues?

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

Also, this hits hard today https://t.co/8jPucY9L19 a true education. Don't be an arsehole ^.^

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

Why am I surprised that I'm tired after I go for my lidocaine appointments. I go every bloody fortnight. And yet still, quelle surprise. I'm an idiot but I'm tired so be kind world/bod.

[Alison Carter @TeaAndRage]

Nothing makes me quite so aware of my chronic illnesses/pain than having a bunch of pillows and tennis balls around my body in an attempt to sleep. #fibromyalgiacanfoff #doIreallyneedsleep #sendhelporpainrelief