T. A. Ritchie

Living in MD working in VA. some days I build theatre sets. Some days it is something crazier.

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@JoeLigo @etdweasel Can I add Guitar Man by Jerry Reed? He quit his job down at the car wash in the first line. Then left his mama a goodbye note.

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@Thecarhoarder @crossdrilled Amen! After much trial and error- Dollar shave club Exec and prorasso cream keeps my face tidy.

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@tallpaul412 @dougs_cars V-27. It randomly misfires on one cyl that constantly changes so you can never find the problem. Thanks Lucas.

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@etdweasel @2Fast2Finkel @TheLewisBlack I hate reality tv. But I would watch this.

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@kaustly It is 49nd. Sheesh!

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@jtomchak Wait, did I miss your fave Dino?

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@MotorHeadMama

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@jtomchak Hey! What are you doing away from your desk! You can’t code out in the wilderness.

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@Neondancer @chrisklandry Mechanical damage. 🤕

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@kaustly The sleeping part is hardest. If you can get that down, everything else just sorta works.

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@jtomchak I think Sweden should invite NATO to visit and bring a few ships to the gulf of Finland.

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@Thecarhoarder Will it be written on a spiral notebook with grease smudges?

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@whalleyrulz Oh, Whalley… are you okay?

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@barleyscotch I was sure I was going to George Lucas as the director. Such great use of the green screen… I am hoping for a few bars of this in a medley on the next album.

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@etdweasel Swap seats with the passenger side.

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@etdweasel Are you just wasting away there? I am sure that is somebody’s fault.

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@mikurubaeahina I always land at gate 4 and have to get to gate 98 in 37 minutes. *Mission impossible theme plays*

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@DavidOfromNJ What if they think you are French and start to give you all your meds in suppository form?

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@dougs_cars @alanisnking @BoziTatarevic My life has been hollow since I stopped getting the skillet chocolate chip cookies….

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@Neondancer They also make a nice toilet.