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traveler, landwoman, adventure curator, stage mum, wizard of deliciousness, music preservationist, ornery occasionally, 🍎 of the eye

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

Can't take my eyes off them. Age is just the years of music in their hearts.💯🎶🔥🔥

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

Grown cat drinking mother cats milk 😭

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@SHABOOTY I hate to admit it, but I kinda believe him being hetero. I’m 46, so I remember all the metrosexual men of the 90s. I’ll give him slight benefit of the doubt & assume he’s stuck in that gen. 😬

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@SHABOOTY I’m happy those two pieces of excrement found each other. The audacity for him to speak about compensation for smashing another man’s wife.

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@GeorgeMossey I hope Court pays him dust. I think Coltee genuinely likes her & he may have met his match with her. He’s not his usual arrogant self around her. Maybe because she matches his “genes” and he doesn’t have a culture gap to feel superior. 😉

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 CRAZY AUNTIE ANN IS DROPPING BEATS WITH HER COOKWARE

TikTok’s favorite aunt is back - this time turning her kitchen pots into a full-blown music video set.

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@GeorgeMossey It’s funny that he thinks his stock didn’t go down with Baby Lisa & Kimbaaly. Then dropped more notches with each missing tooth.

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@southerngrkgirl @CaptPiccard Doubtful. It’s been years since her 15 mins of fame & she managed to resist this long.

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@vileTexan He’s a cute little stink noodle though.

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@digitalng @fightsonlyy @Fight_Master__ Child abuse should carry a mandatory maximum severance. He could have killed that poor child & for what?? He’s a menace to society. Good riddance.

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@NoContextHumans AC must be set on 85° because my electricity bill has never been that cheap during a Southern summer.

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@Mappy6984 Not sure if this is blessing or a curse but I commend this young man for his resilience and determination.

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@RealMattCouch You have to be a fool to pay someone, to live in a neighborhood where you’re already paying a mortgage. I don’t care what kind of perks come with it. City codes are enough of an infringement.

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@DivineRickee @BigGayVladdy Jees!!! You’re right. She removed all the fat in her cheek to have the appearance of high cheekbones, and it made her look crazy.

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@BigGayVladdy @Pumpkin6672001 Saw

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@CNviolations Limburger cheese

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@cctrini @SHABOOTY I think her whole professional certification is made up at this point. Lol

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@cctrini @SHABOOTY Especially since that man said it was a deal breaker. Just get a divorce and move on because you can’t have ethical non-monogamy, with someone who wants monogamy. The notion is ridiculous, especially coming from a therapist. SMH

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@CNviolations I had someone knock on my door at 3 AM, smiling, and telling me to open the door. I think he was wasted, but he totally acted like he knew me and was shocked that I was telling him to get the hell off my porch repeatedly.

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@cctrini @SHABOOTY It’s really a horrible solution to give to someone who’s married. Lots of things could occur to affect “agreements”. Jealousy/STDs/pregnancy. Pregnancy being one of the more difficult situations to mitigate bc paternity is legally assumed by the spouse, unless contested.