Teasaurus

*Screeches in Friendship*

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

It has been 178 years.

It is time.

Teasaurus: The Return of Friendship

In cinemas now

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

Screeches in I miss @KingOGamesBitch

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

Screeches in NEVER YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

[Yami Yugi [闇遊戯] @KingOGamesBitch]

Wonders when Tea will GET OUT OF HIS BASEMENT.

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

Wonders when @KingOGamesBitch will finally fall madly and deeply in love with her

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

@KingOGamesBitch No baby please don't cry for me--

[soft screeches in sweet, innocent angel baby]

[Yami Yugi [闇遊戯] @KingOGamesBitch]

WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS. Like it isn't partly his own fault.

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

I have a foolproof 3 step plan to make Yami love me.

Step one: Tell him I love him.

Step two: Friendship speech.

Step 3: SCREECH IN HAPPY MARRIAGE

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

YAM'DADDY PLEASE

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

Name the time and place, I am waiting--

[Yami Yugi [闇遊戯] @KingOGamesBitch]

RESPONDS IN SUCK MY KORIBOHS.

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

Screeches at @KingOGamesBitch in I MISS YOU PLS COME LOVE ME

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

Screeches in I need a friggen vacation

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

YES IT DOES. SOMEHOW. LOVE MEEEEEEEE.

Much amusement. Muahaha.

[Yami Yugi [闇遊戯] @KingOGamesBitch]

THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT BETTER.

Writer is so deeply amused.

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

BUT DID SHE SUCCEED AT GETTING THE BOOTY? NO. SO LOVE HER, DANGIT.

[Yami Yugi [闇遊戯] @KingOGamesBitch]

A good Tea?
SHE WAS STALKING HIS BOOTY JUST THE OTHER DAY—

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

Cries deeply in BUT WHY CANT WE HAVE WHAT THE CARDS HAVE WHEN I HAVE BEEN A GOOD TEA AND BETTER FRIEND

[Yami Yugi [闇遊戯] @KingOGamesBitch]

Moves far away from @TeaOfFriendship in Not Gonna Happen. He knows how she thinks.

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

"Do it. TAKE THE ROD, DRADDY."

[Red @RedHotDraddy]

Somehow, he isn't sure how that makes him feel--

Soft smile at the head pats.
Returns them contently.

[YandeMarik @ObeyMyRodd]

They are meant to be.

HIS ROD TELLS HIM SO.

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

"... I'm willing to replace this ✨friendship✨ with your rod--"

[YandeMarik @ObeyMyRodd]

"My rod is too powerful for the likes of you!"

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

"If things dont work out with Limey Boy, you know where to find me."

Winku.

[YandeMarik @ObeyMyRodd]

SLOWLY BACKS AWAY.

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

SCREECHES IN MIDRIFF ADMIRER

[YandeMarik @ObeyMyRodd]

"SILENCE WOMAN."

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

Cue Tea playing the theme from Titanic terribly on the recorder. Ship will sink.

[Teasaurus @TeaOfFriendship]

"He's so manly how he faints under pressure like that~"

S w o o n s

[Yami Yugi [闇遊戯] @KingOGamesBitch]

"MY BOOTY IS MINE, IT BELONGS TO ME, YOU CANNOT TAKE MY BOO-TY"