JD

This is my Alter Ego. Mia San Mia.

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

When you break into a house to rob it and you find them watching a replay of Magalhaes’ penalty

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

The arrogance! Like mtado?? Mfure mburst.
This is what we get for always letting things slide and normalizing bare minimum from leaders. Uproar ya siku mbili alafu tunasahau

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Who is the admin of this page 😂😂😂

[Eric Manyikah @EManyikah]

Kenya might fear Ebola which is okay but the biggest disease we have is this Aden Duale! What sort of reasoning is this from a supposedly Health CS!!! Damn

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

Arsenal are not seeing another UCL final😭

[Football Fanatic @kingofmlaski]

@FabrizioRomano Who the fuck is Riquelme

[JD @TeaSir_]

Perez just pulled out the Mourinho card and this guy wants to use Rodri to beat him in an election. Pole kwake

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Real Madrid presidential candidate Enrique Riquelme: “If I win the elections, Rodri will become Real Madrid player”.

“I can guarantee I will do everything for it”.

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

Their absence of self-awareness is a serious pathology. They just killed 3k civilians (really, civilians) and are complaining that their invading soldiers are facing some risks WHILE INVADING.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The French cut off the head of their King and Queen for arrogance of a level much lower than that exhibited by Aden Duale in Parliament today. We are tolerating a lot of mediocrity and abuses from our elected leaders in Kenya.

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

The 2046 UCL final 😂😂

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[Vyber(fan) @_Mac_lfc]

Leicester won it too, you’re not that special 😂😂😂

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

The late @kabetes warned us of the dogs that had been trained to bark by their master. The dog leash has been unleashed, and subsequently, what the late @RasnaWarah foresaw is unfolding before us.

[Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola @Frances_Coppola]

You sent your soldiers into a foreign country to kill, destroy and occupy, and you're complaining that the people of that country are fighting back? Unbelievable.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Read the room guys. We don’t want to be Israel and we don’t want Israel to lead our military anymore. We are done with this dynamic.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

They want to distract you with stories about Trump yelling at Netanyahu while, in the real world, Israel is destroying southern Lebanon.

[oompa loompa @plankt0nfart]

football really is this serious btw

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

You might be having a rough day 😔 and then you’d just remember "Gabriel fires it into the Budapest sky,and PSG are the champions again" and you’d start smiling ☺️ 🥹😂

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

NEW: 🇺🇸🇦🇱 Massive protests accros Albania after the information that Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are taking over protected Albanian land in a $1.4 billion project to build luxury resorts and an Israeli-linked development.

[Kiptoo @kiptoocheruyoit]

26/09/23...... Vindicated!