TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version)

I'm just a girl who writes.

DNI if you support genocide in the middle east and if you use AI. my pfp is by the hayffie artist Emma

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

WOG has officially hit 49k just before 2025 ends! Thank you everyone who has read and continues to read my stuff. Did not intend to step back into fandom this year, and really didn't expect my silly little fic to blow up, but I'm so happy people enjoyed it. Happy New Year :)

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

He also argued with me about one of my conditions, when he cleared had not bothered to read my medical notes before the appointment. If I'd seen him in person, 100% he would have told me "You need to lose weight"

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

Phone call with GP this morning. He felt the need to explain to me what "tri" means (one of my meds starts with tri). "Like a trident. You know if you were poseidon."

Dude. I have a postgraduate education. Quit trying to mansplain words to me, you misogynistic prick

[kei • hayffie week 2026 @multimilfs]

a clip of josh hutcherson and elizabeth banks on actors on actors via cnn

[Starry 🌟🌈🇵🇸 @TAbattey]

#hayffieweek2026 Day 4: SOTR

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

Romance novels written by women (no matter what other genre they sit in) have always been looked down on, and it's just misogyny, because they know those books set a standard the patriarchy aren't willing to meet.

[amanda @elliotcmoliviaa]

I LOVE THEMMMMM

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

@hayffiestrinket EEEEY

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

@charmyous Me

[#HayffieWeek2026 @HAYFFIIEWEEK]

Halfway done with #HayffieWeek2026 and we have almost 50 new fics! This excludes any fics not tagged or bookmarked & those on tumblr! Thank you to all for participating! Let’s finish out the week strong 🩷 💙 write, draw, edit !!!

[helô @hchayffie]

@TeaSleuthing Liz is EllanaSan

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

@charmyous BUT WHAT IF IT'S YOU

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

Which account do we think is Lizzy's btw? 🤭

[lisa abernathy @lisaRbaby]

I imagine Liz Banks logging into her AO3 account and reading all of your fics this week

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

@charmyous 🤣

[Taylor Swift España @taylorswiftes_]

Por favor 🙏🏻 intentad no compartir imágenes de Taylor Swift claramente hechas con IA. Primero porque ella está en contra del uso de la IA asociado a su imagen y segundo porque genera confusión en el fandom.

[lune • hayffie brainrot since 2023 @luneartt]

#hayffie: snowboard

[TeaSleuth | Sarah (Hayffie's Version) @TeaSleuthing]

@charmyous You'd accuse me anyway

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????