Tee

Sleepy girl. Peculiar. Talk to me about your insurance needs

[Tee @Tea_ayo_]

Rezuna Africa is commissioning one of its biggest statement piece yet : A 10 foot driftwood dinning table.
This is not just a furniture,it’s a piece of art sitting pretty in your space.
Send a DM so I can help secure one fir your home/business @ N5,000,000

[Tee @Tea_ayo_]

You guysss. So you remember this my neighbour??

Let me just show you the lamps he makes

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

We’ve been throwing ass for millennia!

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“He has childhood trauma.” So do I.
“He’s under a lot of pressure at work.” So am I.
“He’s just overwhelmed.” Me too.
The only difference is that we excuse men’s behavior, and shame women for not carrying it.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

This is why I believe the only way to stop abuse is by making the abuser feel exactly what they did to you.

Always fight back

[shola. @sholss__]

My eggless Nigerian buns recipe

[Adeola🌸 @darky_deola]

I just remembered when I entered a keke with a mad woman last Friday. 😭 God, I was soooo scared because this woman was staring deep into my soul. When I looked at the driver for help, he just told me to stay put. He said, "Do normal, she don pay me." 😭😭

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

I need to get this off my chest because I haven’t slept in 3 days. My brother is getting married Saturday. I’ve known about this wedding for 8 months. Helped plan it. Paid for part of it. And now I might not be there.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

“Showed me nau, showed me. is it not me that buy the food for you” 😭 😩

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

You cannot hold yourself responsible for decisions you made while someone was lying to you about who they were.

[craxkkheadd⚤ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡ @Nates_interlude]

Maybe Nigeria was the friends we made along the way....

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

If you know you carry OS, Patronise sex workers or have sex with call girls.

Make sure you have this!!! Get consent

With few drops of blood you can quickly test for Hepatitis B, HIV, Hepatitis C, Syphilis

Practice safe sex

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[COME, LET ME SPLIT YOUR YANSH LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD @SexismSlayer]

Y'all will not believe what I just read😭😭

[yimikal. @yimikaaaa]

And If someone starts a hard conversation with you, it’s often a sign they care enough to keep you in their life. Not that they hate you.

[Tee @Tea_ayo_]

Twinsies

[- F.O @_debbii3e]

All I want for my birthday this year is 32 million naira.
A million for every year I have turned 🙂‍↔️

[- F.O @_debbii3e]

All I want for my birthday this year is 32 million naira.
A million for every year I have turned 🙂‍↔️

[Tee @Tea_ayo_]

Recently ….

[Tee @Tea_ayo_]

@DavidBenAaron There’s cheese, ketchup and cream on it

[Tee @Tea_ayo_]

Someone bought me loaded fries yesterday and I put it in the freezer.
Now it’s rock solid and idk how I’m going to rewarm it 😭

[0_o @n0n0n0n0n0n0n0_]

"you will die alone" is used against childfree, single women but not against all of the men who abandon their children + move onto dating a new woman every couple of years after the previous one had enough of his behaviours

[Dara @Izy_daraa]

they gave a rapist chance to speak to the family of the girl he raped who is dead btw. Lol. Like Nigeria scares me, to my bone I get the chill.