The Teacakeman

I'm not gonna tell you that.

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@TheSimonEvansX @northumbriana The “coupon man” used to call last at our house with all his change, which my Dad would swap for notes. It saved the old man having to pay the bank for coins for his shop. That’s a big Friday memory for me, as I often had the job of counting the change.

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@GlasgowAlbum @ScotlandNT @RedSox @FIFAWorldCup Having seen how they treat the closes around Hampden, I sincerely hope they did not leave Boston as they leave Glasgow.

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@asherperlman @TheSimonEvansX Ha. My brother-in-law once told me his great grandfather built up a business and his grandfather spent his inheritance, so when his father built up a new business he felt it his duty to follow the pattern.

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Hey! Hey! We're The Munch-ees!

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@GlasgowAlbum Nobody does performative nationalism quite the the Lookatme Army.

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Why have ITV put their female pundit in a set that looks like a kitchen?

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@Fansdepantallas

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@MarkMcLaugh1in Electric dumplings.

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Subway

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Titanic isn’t available, can you name a one-word movie title?

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@TheSimonEvansX A sad and lovely read. To think I've seen you perform since. I don't know how you managed it but, as ever, it was life affirming as well as funny. Respect to you and both your parents.

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@DalgetySusan Or even, "Hey Peter, is that the campervan the Party bought as an election battle-bus?"

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@hicasamadim 72

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@adamnfurman Brilliant. If Alexander Thomson had designed the Barbican. @LambLex ?

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@BrianSpanner1 @GlasgowAlbum That's not a tow path, that's a different sort of path altogether.

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@TheSimonEvansX We're good thanks. This is a civilised time for a show for us out-of-towners.

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@TheSimonEvansX Have you been time travelling? When checking the time of today's show, Google AI said this:

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@Matt_Pinner A woman in a crimplene twin suit.

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@GlasgowAlbum I never realised that JM Barrie was, literally, the boy who never grew up.

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@BrianSpanner1 Over 30 years ago Glasgow City Council launched their 'Greening the City' initiative.
I laughed at it then, but I'm pining for it now.

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@53percenter2012 @honeymoon250 The only one I might fall down on is the boombox as it wasn't mine I was listening to.