Typical teacher

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You know your students have been in the library too long when.....

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"Yes, even though you replaced a few words with emojis, that is still plagiarism." #ourfutureAmerica

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Today I witnessed the best metaphor to the school year approaching....

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I've decided there really isn't anything more violating than a mosquito bite on your butt

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Broken bus AC, tooth coming out, kid throwing up, but by a goat, 911 call for heat exhaustion, little blood here and there #fieldtripwin

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Got another job bar tending on the weekends at a local restaurant. 100% of the employed bartenders work at my school. Coincidence? Nope

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Twitter stock just went down.... Time to start tweeting about summer school

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My beer of the month arrived right before STATE TESTING WEEK...coincidence? I think not

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Staff meeting at the 50 shades of gray showing? #PLCwin

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Needed a cover for the fake glasses I wore for nerd day... Getting them for a "sexy librarian" costume didn't seem like a good fact to share

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So excited to get a full night's sleep that I bought new bedding #onceinateacherslifetime

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You want to truly experience a love/hate relationship? Coach middle school cheerleading

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Food fight in the teacher's lounge... Detention is now full of people lesson planning

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There are few people who can handle dating a teacher, most are alcoholics

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Student: "I ain't doing no god d*** homework! Call the principal, call mom, call Obama or Santa! That shit ain't happening" #trynottolaugh

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Best part of being friends with local cops? When they describe what some kid was caught doing and you can guess the kid on the first try

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New Years resolution: go back to school at the end of Winter break #aimhigh-ish

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The school year seasons: honeymoon, reality check, flu, holiday break, cram session, flu py2, cram pt2, TEST, spring break, test, summer

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Positives of winter break: naps, peeing when I want, more than 10 min for food, being able to maintain basic hygiene for more than 5 min