Teagan Eden-Street

📱 Network Marketer. Foodie. Champagne lover 🥂 Upcoming gardening master 🌳

[Teagan Eden-Street @TeaganEStreet]

#Rona is getting through my house like a teen playing #CrashBandicoot, avoiding the big boss at all costs.

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Busting out to @BuffyTVS #oncemorewithfeeling while labelling school supplies. I think I have peaked at parenthood. #backtoschool

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Parental love is sitting up the back of the city bus, due to child's excitement, despite the fact you suffer horrible motion sickness.

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online article stating that childless women are more vulnerable to a cancer due to increased nights out & drinking habits.

I call bullshit on the drinking because my 4yo knows that wine is "mummy's only" drink🍷 & reminds me to stock up daddy's "fizzy drink"🍺 aka beer.

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Mamma Margherita setting mothers back 30years with her ignorance @yummYmummies

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Watching @yummYmummies & i am bit disappointed at the state of Maria's front lawn...

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Have you noticed that a full & tired 4 yo sounds like they are slushed, while they struggle to fight sleep

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Yeah, so, apparently sisters are moody pains in the arse in every species #felines #females

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Haven't been paid yet but thats no stress because i am up to my FREE coffee on my rewards card #winning #friyay #ElGreco

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Today i lost an argument with our 3yo about wearing her unicorn 🦄 onesie to kindy prep.

So thats how 👉🏼💁🏻‍♀️👈🏼 parents day starts, in case you were thinking of joining.

#havekidstheysaid

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173.9 for diesel!!! @Shell what the actual hell!!! My one car family just got expensive #notfillingupthereagain

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When the boss shouts pizza for lunch #Corporate #humpday #workinghard

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A word is dead when it is said, some say.
I say it just begins to live that day
#EmilyDickinson
Honour the power of words.

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The soul crushing moment when you realise that you had your weeks wrong for when your team mate is due home #dyinginside #anotherweektogo #FIFO #inthetrenches

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I think our 3yo could challenge most grown men's appetite. If you hear we are homeless, this is why... #eatmeoutofhouseandhome #forevergrowing #cookingyetagain

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Mrs Green: oh your it! I mean her... who are you?
Nanni: I am Nanny McPhee; small c, big p... #nannymcphee

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You know you've been crook as hell, when it takes you 4 days to realise you havent had any caffeine & that may have something to do with your headaches #tonsillitis #badrnrweek

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That new phone case feel ☺️ #newcostume #blackonblack

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Sunday coffee & winter gardening #waitingforspring

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For the teens complaining their parents "cramp their style", just remember you once bugged the HELL out of your mother while she was trying to poop 💩 & your children shall do the same to you #yourwelcome #karmicbalance #yourtimewillcome