Teagen Bodoh

My personality is I say sorry a lot and I like the color green and Yung Gravy

She/Her/Hers

[The Newest Olympian @NewestOlympian]

HUGE W FOR ME AND MY FELLOW HADES (the video game) NERDS, HUGE L FOR ANYONE WHO THINKS I TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH ON THE POD.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s be real: there’s a WHOLE lot of men whose lives, careers, and families have benefited from an abortion (including several “pro-life” GOP Congressmen).

Men, we need you right now. You can get through in rooms others can’t. Your power matters. Speak up. This is about us all.

[brook @userbrookss]

sorry I didn’t text u back I was pretending I didn’t see it and I ended up actually forgetting

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

But what did I do instead? Tweeted about it. Classic me

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

I just read 12:12am as "midnight midnight" and that's how I know I need to go to bed

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

A student told me that I'm like Ms. Honey from Matilda and it's honestly one of the best compliments I've ever gotten 🥰

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

I ordered "EZ" pickles on my Jimmy John's sub and this is what I got

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

Never mind decided I'll stay 15 minutes late and get one anyway

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

Using Google Maps to see the exact time I'll arrive at work to see if I have time to stop for a Taco Bell breakfast burrito. I don't ):

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

No Steelers week would be complete without the most important interception in #Packers history...

Miss you, Nick Collins 💚💛

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

At this point, jimmy go ahead and eat world

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

do you think the packers are thinking about me too

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

Middle schoolers at the school I work at keep telling me I dress/look like an art teacher

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

My life to this point has added up to me sitting in a middle school parking lot eating beans with the lid of a condiment cup

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

Is it chili season yet?

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

@radplantdad I'm glad you're not cuz you're much better than any guy, regardless of their Care for The Bears 🤷‍♀️

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

All I want is a guy who will watch The Carebears Movie with me

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

I remember Boomerang playing shows like The Smurfs and Wacky Races, now it's playing Code Name: Kids Nextdoor, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and Chowder, and I feel old 😭

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Patriarchy taught you that a woman is most pathetic when she's single but a man is most pathetic when he's 'pussywhipped' - because if a woman's value is determined by how likeable she is, its important to teach men to never like us too much.

[Teagen Bodoh @Teagen_B]

Currently thinking about how annoying it is when men tell me their opinions on the length of my hair