Teahousemoon

Fanfiction writer

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@sparklejar_ Because it’s her publicist too

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

The beauty of #Saltburn.

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

You are two people: the person you were before watching #Saltburn and the person you are after

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@juleesssy @applekaurr Why is the bath scene worse than his sex scene with the sister?

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

Aaand OF COURSE the second I post my new chapter AO3 goes into maintenance….

[Lorena @lesgobabe_]

@elioandoliverse

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@timmysvision The wider audience doesn’t even know some of his fans are disappointed so no, he’s not going to apologise because he doesn’t even know there’s anything to apologise for

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@elioandoliverse Ah yes, so much lol in that joke. Jesus fucking Christ

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@elioandoliverse SNL sketches are not funny, the presenters are not funny, and I don’t understand why good actors agree to it. The idiotic wonka joke was enough for me. Stupid American humour

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@Variety No, please

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@lanallyna25 @elioandoliverse (This is of course only now that he’s a ‘proper actor’ who’s dated beautiful people before. At the start of his career, I remember they were at the same party and she didn’t look at him twice.)

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@lanallyna25 @elioandoliverse Similarly for her - she’s fascinated by the fact he’s an actor and is wanted by thousands of girls. He’s an accessory for her. She’ll go back to the guys she had before (bad boys, r&b, baby-daddy types) but for now, she finds TC fun to have around.

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@madamemarkoss I thought he was much more clever than that. But he’s a young man who is just thinking oh wow, a very famous woman who has big boobs and a big ass. Sad but true

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@lanallyna25 @elioandoliverse He’s a guy and he likes boobs and ass. And he loves celebrity. Sorry to be crass. But this is the sad reality.

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@elioandoliverse @RumikaKurar @iloveobriens She has no idea what it is even happening… she saw a thing and thought it sounded good. She’s dumb.

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

Cmbyn Pretty Woman / Maid AU. Yes or no? #cmbyn #CallMeByYourName

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

@phalser4893 I will remember!

[Teahousemoon @TeahousemoonAo3]

I had a great idea for a cmbyn story this morning that I wanted to write, but then I went back to sleep and now I can’t remember it

[KP @KaiaParker7]

Q of the Day: Why is Armie Hammer going to a privately owned rehab facility & not prison? For all we know he'll be enabled in there.
What is he going to be rehabilitated TO? He's been like this his whole life.

He needs to be exposed to reality #CallMeByYourName #ArmieHammer