Eternal Grad Student

Grad Student. Tweeting about #gradschoolproblems

[it’s frickin bats 🦇 @TypicalTahdig]

You should not love a book series more than you want trans people to be safe and supported. It's as simple as that.

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

Y’all, I have to work with a sexist man for a few more months this year. So, can I have some encouraging words because I am dreading these next 4 months with him. 😰 #Feminism #HelpFromFriends

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

Why are there teenage girls snap chatting their friend using the restroom? What is this? Is this a trend? #HelpMe

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

@DrBobLoblaw How did you navigate the emotional and mental impacts of that?

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

Y’all ever have a professor who refused to grade you on merit and gave grades based on whether he liked your personality, because I’m over it.

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

1) Seeking asylum is a human right.
2) Seeking asylum is legal.
3) Welcoming the stranger is an essential part of both the Old and New Testaments.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

i graded university papers for 8 years and many were brilliant inquisitive scientists but the only bad students I ever had were intellectually incurious STEM students who thought they were above the humanities yet couldn’t write or critically think and didn’t care to learn

[fecko stinko @ladwife]

“are you subtweeting me?”
“i do subtweet sir”
“are you subtweeting me sir?”
(to mutual) “is the timeline discourse on my side if i say aye?”
“nay”
“no sir i do not subtweet at you but i subtweet sir!”

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

My students and I are having an end of semester party where we are bring food to the last class and play a review game. It’s been a rough term for all of us and we’re celebrating. #gradschool

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Well then, let’s help with that marketing! Retweet this, y’all!

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

The woman who stole my work a few weeks ago now wants to act like she’s better than me at everything. 🙃🙃🙃 #gradschool

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

Please, don’t tell me you procrastinate because you work well under pressure. How would you know, if you always procrastinate? 🤔 #gradschoolproblems

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

A fellow grad student kept referencing an “article” in class. When I asked what journal...it was a blog post from Facebook. That’s 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 legitimate 👏🏻 source. 👏🏻 #gradschoolproblems

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

LOL someone just cited a blog post as science to justify their procrastination. 😂😂😂

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

The Monday after thanksgiving break and I cannot focus to safe my life or gpa. #gradschoolproblems

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

I’m so tired of competing with people about how tired we are. We are all tired, but it is okay to admit to each other that some people are doing more or less work, because WORK DOES NOT EQUAL YOUR VALUE. #gradschoolproblems

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

And you can’t possible as busy or stressed as them. It’s just not pOSsiBlE.

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

In a private room waiting on my doctor and wondering if it would be weird to get out my books and highlighter while I waited... #gradschoolproblems

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

I survived my grandm’a death, got my masters, and started a PhD Program.

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

@lammoush Repent.

[Eternal Grad Student @TealStrong]

Have y’all ever had an office mate who believed your only purpose in life is to listen to them speak and discuss their problems? 🙃🙃🙃 #gradschoolproblems #phdlife