Teal Swanson

If you're not living on the edge then you're taking up too much space.

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JRozek3 http://t.co/VjIrTUf9jU this screams your name. You take me?

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[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

Shrimptastic friday. You're welcome @KatieMONeil #coconut #tequillalime #spicythai #basilgimlet

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@KatieMONeil #powerwithD #cantbesore #4bestfriends

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@BridesmaidsTalk @AngWeins Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

“@AngWeins: "@BridesmaidsTalk: #bridesmaids http://t.co/yO0T4WbrMb" @TealSwanson” you want me to prostitute? But we've already tried that...

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@AngWeins ohhhh hello Granada. Thissss is a very strict plane.

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

“@AngWeins: I want to tweet every bridesmaids quote to @TealSwanson because I know she would have the appropriate accent for it” suuurree

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

“@AngWeins: "@BridesmaidsTalk: Brynn: We would like to invite you to no longer live with us." @TealSwanson” wake up roomie it's Eleven AMmm!

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JessMH33 trying to "drink slow" after a day like today while I wait for you to get home is very very hard and somewhat stressful. #issues

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JessMH33 so annoyed by the wanna be carlton from fresh prince on #jeopardy... wipe that bloody smirk off your face.

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JessMH33 I can't help but love when anyone jumps and lands to end music... #superstarnomatterwhoyouare

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JessMH33 sorry I couldn't find a bigger straw. #drinkup

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@JessMH33 I feel bad for all those girls that feel the need to freeze their ass off tonight to look "cute" for Halloween #27degreehigh

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JessMH33 The worst is when someone mistakes a blood blister for Oreo remanence on your lip #wantsomemilkwiththat?

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JessMH33 this is why I worry about you... #sleepitoff

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JessMH33 thanks for having #badsleeppatterns so I can be loud in the morning and you make me breakfast. #bestnurseever

[Teal Swanson @TealSwanson]

@JessMH33 Best time for a roadie soadie... Eisenhower tunnel. #55mph