Kelly Swanberg

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

For clarification: it is teal swords not teals words

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@HellsBells_GPTV Being short just means we get to go “uppies pls”

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@viso421 @KTLA Ok boomer

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

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[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

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Watch out for this guy. Literally threatened to dox me, threatened to illegally share my data and is not smart enough to understand that wanting to know who sold him my info is not extortion

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

Full live laugh lurk

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@spookylilspirit Maybe this’ll help give a laugh-literally scaring the crap out of everyone as Mothman

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

Love laugh lurk

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@SANDAG when doing single lane closures how long should one expect to get their turn? We’ve been waiting over 40 min on hwy 67. The other side has been cleared but we have not moved

[TrivWorks @TrivWorks]

Us outside MySpace

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@PhillerInstinct Oh I’m so sorry to hear this my love to both of you

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

When flying with a suitcase full of beer, it is always recommended to wrap it in trash bags. Other people’s suitcases will still smell like exploded beer, but less so

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@Looking4Alicia Or be like me, offer to open the relationship since the cheatings been happening then have them not be happy because you find partners who care and respect you

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@nikinapalm The fact that this chain was my opening to twitter today shows me that it will be a good day bathing in the blood of “the nice guy”
And y’all cute as heck

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@katieplanted Buffy (buffalo sauce)
Winnie (boneless wingz)
Tenders
And nugget

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@katieplanted I am now mother hen

[Kelly Swanberg @Tealswords]

@katieplanted The teeny tiny peeps. And we had to catch from the tanks ourselves. First was hysterical. 2-4 went faster but one SQUAWKED

[JayzTwoCents @JayzTwoCents]

Also, there is a mistake in this photo. Who can catch it!?