Amy Haner-Lazzara

[RP] I'm Amy and I'm 24. I was gone for a long time. Now I'm back and want a less dead timeline.

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

Dear person who keeps following and refollowing me: I don't follow back automatically.

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

@brcmccracken Amy used to be his child and it was so strange. I never felt comfortable RPing with them because I never knew what to expect.

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

|| Throwback to when I RP'd with that creepy, odd-as-fuck Frank's kidney character.

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

2007: i'm drunk, gonna call my ex

2017: i'm drunk, gonna call my senator

[Andrew Kober @andrewkober]

For those keeping track, eleven of the President’s last fifteen tweets have been about sports. Two have been about North Korea.

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. https://t.co/8yJIzZBSE8

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

|| Highkey wish I was dead.

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

Very grateful no one seriously hurt in the Louvre attack ...or the (completely fake) Bowling Green Massacre. Please don't make up attacks.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

Saddened and sickened by Frederick Douglass' silence surrounding the Bowling Green Massacre.

[Andrew Kober @andrewkober]

Harvey Fierstein is singing showtunes in a dress on live network prime time television. This goes out to you, red states.

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

|| It's not that I'm sentimental; it's just that I'm terrified.

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

@MichaelJMoritz It's cool that a stranger hit the love button on a tweet about how miserable my life is 😐 that's a nice thing to like...

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

|| So much has changed in my life over the past 3 months. I feel more alone than ever.

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

|| There's a grief that can't be spoken. There's a pain goes on and on. Empty chairs at empty tables. Now my friends are dead and gone.

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

|| My mother-in-law died last week and I'm really fucked up over it.

[Andrew Kober @andrewkober]

Why every article about #SheLovesMeLive isn't called "Control, Alt, Delight!" is beyond me.

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

Gonna rock your body every way. Gonna rock your body to Canada Day!

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

|| I wish Amy's kids or any old RP partners would come back to RP...

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

@BroadwayGirlNYC This is my first time listening to it and wow I wish I had been able to see it.

[Laura Heywood BroadwayGirlNYC @BroadwayGirlNYC]

Who wants to join me in starting the @BrightStarBway cast recording at 3:00 to celebrate the beautiful production's final performance? ⭐️🌟✨💫

[Amy Haner-Lazzara @TeamAmyLazzara]

|| When life gives you eggs, just a great big bowl of eggs, when life gives you eggs you gotta make an omelette.