butt squad

Official Account of Chaz Hammerslam and Jocelyn Dongbait

[butt squad @TeamAss4]

In our essay entitled 'Free the Cheeks' we discuss how the disappearance of Doja Cat's ass from the public eye is a symptom of the greater desexualization of society under the neoliberal order ...

[Meatfan35 @meatfan35]

Lowkey he could

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

[Cardi @ohcrapohno]

You can't send a regular guy to the ren faire. There's boobs there that guy didn't even know existed. He might die

[jackie trackmarx @jackietrackmarx]

downside to having a beautiful shapely ass is that now I can't moon someone in an insulting way. showing u my ass is a gift u treasure.

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

Gyno and dentist appointments on the same day #spitroast

[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

Women and effeminate boys with sensitive nipples are the first to know when fall has arrived. Then the meteorologists.

[Frebby Cooter @FQFingers]

Genuinely in tears thinking abt this tiger sucking dick

[PREMIUM-BEAUTY @chivirgo_]

They don’t do couples shoots like this no more like I wunna see Tom and Zendaya in this exact pose

[Zee @MhaskarChief]

It's over for Radiologists

[Berni @Bernini842]

that random single leg glute bridge in the middle...i think in most timelines she is happily living as the most beautiful pilates instructor in calgary, alberta

[- @BlackVelvvett]

what sort of booties was they seeing in the USSR?

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

why don’t porn websites have a trypophobia warning?

[aitana🌶️ @ibukizy]

vacaciones. me llevo lo esencial

[A @seattleiminyou]

How my friend just texted me

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

it’s interesting that boobs are considered a pair but an ass (2 cheeks) is considered one unit. or maybe it’s not interesting. you decided

[🧬⛓️𝕭(jörk)𝖊𝖓 M.S.⛓️🧬 @papi_lechuga]

took the edible that makes you play with your butt omg

[stupid fucking bastard @_emogirlswag]

Wifes lying on her tummy watching tiktok and im just playing with her butt sometimes life really aint so bad

[God’s baby @godsbaby6969]

i have a confession to make. i know “she breasted boobily down the stairs” is a joke about male authors writing female characters but sometimes i really do focus on how much my titties bounce when i walk down the stairs.