Jay-Kay-Lace

[Jay-Kay-Lace @TeamDD]

Jayme: I feel like I just took the longest shit of my life.

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Kay: Thank God i'm wearing the fabulous to keep my boobs heated in the cold. No nipping out here in Nebraska

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Kay: (cont'd) why did my life flash before my eyes?

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kay: That moment when there is still slick ice in the parking garage and you almost hit the wall cause your brakes weren't ready for it.....

[Jay-Kay-Lace @TeamDD]

Jayme: he's been sniffing the wrong butt

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Jayme: Fuck I got icy hot in my crotch and in my eye ahhh why both!!!

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Jayme: and I didn't mean to make you cry. my fingers just kind of took over.

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Jayme: I think you should get bat tattoos on your legs. (awkward pause) Cynthia: it'll look like they're coming out of your bat cave

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Jayme: I hear bunnies taste like cat. Kay: really? Jayme: no I was hoping you would say good there are lots of cats on campus

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Jayme: yeah you suck that juice! Kay: there's alot of juice so yeah I will.

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Jayme: watch me slowly insert this fry...and then pull it out....and then shove it back in!

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Jayme: did that come out of your boobs? Kay: no it came out of my belt (pause) yeah my belt shoots cough drops.

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Jayme: what's a slop and tingle? Kay: it's when I break your dick. Jayme: if I had a dick right now it'd be hurting

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Jayme: what? How can I give a foot job with one foot?! I need both! Lacey: not unless she's got orangutan toes.

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Lacey: oh that's when I was reading that orgasm book.

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Lacey: it's like the pit that never ends with a garbage disposal at the end.

[Jay-Kay-Lace @TeamDD]

Jayme:I would do a Batman focal wall. Kay: oh God yes I would cream my pants.

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Kay: (cotd) but we never see the juice coming

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kay: I never thought I would see the day when a pineapple would squirt its juice in my eye How did it happen? I don't know

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Jayme: i'm glad I packed a second pair of panties!