Team Flying Salad

Flying is our middle name

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@panerabread 45 minutes to make a sandwich? You've got to be f-ing kidding me!

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On today's ride I saw 3 bags of mulch stacked in a driveway & I thought it was a giant hamburger. That was mile 6. I'm so out of shape.

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@ToddLincoln Update: Found by @DMPolice . I didn't think that ever happened.

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Teammate @ToddLincoln 's bike was stolen on Nov 25th at Royal Mile on 4th in DSM. Any help is appreciated.

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So who else got an apology from @DMRegister for the delivery disruption despite never buying their paper.

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Will the podium boys at La Course have yellow, green, white, & polka dot suits?

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.@REI just used a phone to ring up my order. Guess I don't need to shop there anymore.

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Is there a website that sells crazy handlebars? Where are people getting these hexagonal bars on 12" steerer extensions?

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@teamevileye 71.5: Breaking the speed limit on ascents

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My greatest strength as a cyclist is my ability to catch angry bees in my helmet.

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If it ever stops snowing, make sure you store your snow fencing properly.

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@DeltaAssist You have to follow me for me to send you a DM.

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@DeltaAssist How do I get the receipt for a baggage fee paid for thru your Android app?

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@DeltaAssist How to I get the receipt for a baggage fee paid for thru your Android app?

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Proud to announce that @hornerakg will be driving the @TeamFlyingSalad bus. Mostly because he'll be the only sober one.

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.@tonynurre The original is pretty good too. https://t.co/kSXNTdnYqK

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Team Flying Salad tryouts. Sorry @danny_macaskill better luck next year. https://t.co/srObZtQaC4

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@TMobileHelp Don't cover 1/3 of the map with the search dialog. Also, mobile sites suck, let me view the full site.

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@teamevileye That's a @trousermouse in the blue & white hibiscus jersey.

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@teamevileye Thunderstruck. It will clear out any crappy songs that get stuck in your head.