Alison and Crystal

Alison and Crystal's attempt to keep the rest of the world on the up and up regarding the Fort and its occupants.

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We're fairing it up!

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We are finally going home after a few stops

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We just arrived in DFW

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We're back in the united states!

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some dude gave us a ride to the airport lastnight. if he hadn't, we'd missed the flight. we're in new zealand waiting to fly to lax.

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@lindalaveck Thank you

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@sirweeze we give australia a metal rating of two on a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is completely metal and one is not metal at all

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Some crazy one-eyed British man hung out with us last night. He wants us to listen to Ornette Coleman?

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We're going back to Canberra for the night. the hostel there has a spa and sauna. we miss the korean spa/sauna

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@lindalaveck haha we were pretty safe in jeans and blouses. i did buy another hoodie. LOVE YOU LOTS

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Crystal and Alison are wondering what "smart casual" dress code means.

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Crystal and Alison are all dressed up for the dinner cruise. Why yes, we are Americans with bad fashion sense.

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ALISON WON A WII COMPETITION LAST NIGHT. She kicked ass at bowling and got a $20 bar tab for free!

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sydney is a freakin' time portal to the 90s. if we have to listen to another hanson song, we just might dance

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HI MOM!!!!1

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AUSTRALIA: where the birds sound like screaming children and the screaming children sound like birds

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AUSTRALIA: where the police cars look like taxi cabs and the cabs look like police cars

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CRYSTAL LOVES SYDNEY!11111!!!! LOLOOLOL

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alison misses texas. why? she does not know

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alison is unable to get any money from an atm and australia isn't very credit card friendly.