The Gay Guru

because you can never have too many lesbians.

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

#ThingsThatDriveMeCrazy when guys think you're gay because you "haven't had his dick yet" 😡

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

#ThingsThatDriveMeCrazy when people can't use their fucking turn signals.

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

#ThingsThatDriveMeCrazy chihuahuas

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

always the hardest question: do we fuck first or try to make this last?

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

we all know you're only kissing girls so you can get that D in your V tonight #gross

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

#ThingsThatDriveMeCrazy bar gay girls.

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

Never trust someone that take hours to text you back but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hand texting.

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

if you call her a dyke one more time, I'll fucking strangle you. #DontDoIt

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

what starts in chaos, ends in chaos.

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

you automatically expect a girl named Tiffany to be pretty. #OrIsThatJustMe #JudgementalTweet

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

#IfWeDate... please don't take all my clothes when we break up. #LesbianProblems

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

#IfWeDate you'd better be able to handle being a guinea pig with my cooking.

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

#IfWeDate you'd never have to feel like you weren't protected. right, wrong or indifferent #ImThere

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

who do you love? me or the thought of me?

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

I was interested in you until I saw you dated everyone here. #LesbianCircleProblems

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

just saw the most gorgeous girl walk by me.. #mmmmm

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

fuck what you heard! #AskMeInstead

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

It's #FEMMEFRIDAY so all my lovely femmes, send in your photo so I can RT :)

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

ever think you're special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else & youre just kind of oh alright then..

[The Gay Guru @TeamGayGirls]

that feeling you get when you think someone isn't who they say they are <<