TeamGingerAdventures

Random quotes from a family of gingers: Mom, Mack (12yo daughter), and Bam (10yo son).

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Bam to Mom: “I love you.”
Mom: “I love you too.”
Bam: “and sometimes I question my life choices.”

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Mack to Bam: “If you decide to get a girlfriend one day, alway buy her food. Even if she says she doesn’t want any, she really does. Just buy her food all the time.”

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Bam’s having a sleep over, and I told the boys they could chat as they are falling asleep and should think of a topic.
Bam: “Hey guys! What’s your favorite war crime?”

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Guest at Mack’s sleep over birthday party: “Did you know that the number one cause of burns at 2 am is from ramen?”

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@colbydroscher Already burned down the East Wing…

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Bam: “Wanna know something crazy? You have to be 21 to drink alcohol, and 18 to smoke, but only 8 year old with a manual to summon the devil.”

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At Mack’s choir concert and after the teacher introduces the next song, Bam whispers towards the stage, “Okay guys, it’s time to lock in.”

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Bam to Mom: “Hey Birth Giver! What’s up?”

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Mack: what age can I get a tattoo
Mom: 30
Mack: really? I don’t think so. I’ll just ask Alexa

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15 hours and 43 mins in (aka: the next morning): no sound from the basement, but one of the boys is out cold on the upstairs couch. I can only imagine the chaos. Takes to come. #Bamturns10

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9 hours, 54 mins (aka: 2 am ish): one sweet kiddo needs to go home. I drive him home and come back to the rest of the gremlins who found food after midnight. Send help. #Bamturns10

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7 hours, 20 mins in: all kids accounted for, most electronics confiscated, and a few air mattresses inflated. As I leave the gaggle in the basement I hear… “This is the kinda stuff you call Chris Hansen for…” #Bamturns10

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4 hours. 33 mins in: it’s been reported a group of 8th graders are terrorizing the neighborhood. And this is the excitement you can only hope fun during any good sleepover. #Bamturns10

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Three hours, 50 mins: “Guys! Let’s summon the devil with our bare hands” #Bamturns10

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Three hours, 35 mins in:
Kid: “I just smelled my finger when it came out of my belly button, and it’s a smell I’ve never knew before.” #Bamturns10

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Three hours, six mins in: all of the boys have taken their shirts off. Whyyy??? They’re all just randomly topless. Is this a tween ritual? Or are they all just following each other? #Bamturns10

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2 hours, 34 mins in:
Kid: “Brah, I mean Bam’s Mom… can you text my mom and ask if she’ll send me some Robox?”
Me: “Nope. I signed a legal decree that I will not ask other parents to send Robox. Sorry.”
Kid: “Uhhh… okay.”
#Bamturns10

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2 hours, 24 mins in: the phrase “brah” has been used 2,735… wait… 2,743 times (and counting). #Bamturns10

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1 hour 45 mins in: pizza has been delivered and ignored for laser tag, light up soccer game, and electric scooters. I’m concerned for the future hangry state. #Bamturns10

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Kid just handed me a $20 bill and asked, “Do you know how to turn this into Robox?” #MomLife #Bamturns10