Allan

I'm the king of my own land |University of Arkansas| Fayetteville

[Allan @TeamHondo]

Me at 4:00 am making my 23rd Baldur’s Gate character and romancing laezel again

[dopamine @dopamine273]

ive taken the last 3 girls on dates to the exact same places and done the exact same things and im going to keep doing it

[K @iiamkrshn]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[: @_dxllz7]

once you skip one class, they all start looking skippable and there's no going back

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

This is what I watch every year on Christmas 🎅🏻🎄🕯️

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Jim Halpert ignoring the woman in his Florida hotel room to watch prime Miami LeBron was the realest shit of all time

[Allan @TeamHondo]

@DogApparently @astridragons Let’s not pretend this wouldn’t be peak cinema.

[maha @mahaaaay]

to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla

[Voxy @VoxyTwitch]

the next magic set wants me to do WHAT for an eternity????

[Allan @TeamHondo]

@SAT0RI_DBD what is the jk Rowling context?

[Allan @TeamHondo]

@HumIsDum Hope they pull the rug and it’s another Resident Evil chapter

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Wasn’t she calling us broke cuz we said her $20 cookies were to expensive 😭😭😭

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Buffalo has lost to the Chiefs three times in a row in the playoffs, but doesn't that mean they're due? I mean, it's not like the Bills to lose four consecutive crucial postseason games

[nora 🌱 @norafawn]

leave him alone

[David J. Gautieri @GuruFantasyWrld]

If you aren’t happy single – you won’t be happy in a relationship.

True happiness doesn’t come from others – it comes from clinching a fantasy football playoff spot.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

just
watch
idiocracy
the
movie
that’s
all

[Allan @TeamHondo]

@Koala_Named_Cam

[Nick Harris @NickHarrisFWST]

This is over.

For anyone paying attention, it’s something we all could’ve predicted weeks ago.

The Dallas Cowboys are not making the playoffs.

[daymon @k0rsica]

when trump removes the term limit and its obama vs trump in 2028