The Perezident

Teller of Dad Jokes | Yankees Fan | Organ Donor

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@alyssapaige25 Reading a book and putting my phone on Do Not Disturb

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@alyssapaige25 Please tell me his name is Piggie Smalls aka the Notorious P.I.G

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@alyssapaige25 I’ve done that plenty of times. Coffee is life

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

So when he goes to the bathroom is he…P P Sabathia?

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@papa_cole45 I love that guy’s name

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@FarnoushAmiri He’s always been trippin

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@Johns9007Logan @JoezMcfLy It pretty much writes itself! 😂

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@BabbleBronx Chris_the_perezident

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@alyssapaige25 People are jealous because they don’t pay that much for creating spreadsheets all day 😂

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

Waiting to hear the announcement about DJ LeMahieu being our starting 1B

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@alyssapaige25 I think about those dumb buckets whenever the Yankees sign some bum off the non-tender list. Like irony?

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@alyssapaige25 Noooooooooo

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@alyssapaige25 Time to open the checkbook and make the team strong. We got this

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@Carowinds is the most inefficient park I’ve ever been to

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@alleycabral You driving to the moon or something?

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

I think Taylor/Serrano had more punches thrown in one round than the entire Tyson/Paul fight

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

@Bosslogic Serrano should come out and fight Paul…and she’d kick his ass

[The Perezident @TeamNolan1]

Jake Paul’s next fight is gonna be against a pile of boxer briefs