William Schofield

All opinions my own. Part-time Director of Performing Arts.

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Israeli spies use ambulance to kill 80-year-old woman in the West Bank.

Depraved.

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

a woman who has dedicated her life to helping victims currently can’t leave her house alone because musk and tate fanboys want her dead. yet they’re the ones who care about women and victims?

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

Nigel Farage, sitting with Reform UK MP James McMurdock who was jailed for attacking his girlfriend, says Labour are failing to stop assaults on young women.

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

People think this man is a good politician? Behave.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Rupert Lowe(Reform MP) making a total arse of himself.

Mr Speaker: Absolute shambles

Labour bencher: A future leader. 😂

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

Always the ones you least suspect.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Several MAGA fans who flew to Greenland to try and start an American colony they intend to call “Trumpland” have been detained at the airport for being sex offenders.

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

@LaveenLadharam Did you bang your head (again)?

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

They keep putting themselves into these situations. Does Tory HQ not have a press team? It’s beautifully shambolic.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Wow! Must watch car crash interview with Nadine Dorries

Nadine Dorries, "I'm a victim of child sexual abuse as well, through the Church of England"

Victoria Derbyshire, "When did you realise you wanted another inquiry?"

ND, "When the call came for one"

VD, "From Elon Musk?"

ND, "I wasn't aware the problem was as widespread as it was... The inquiry was more further reaching than the grooming gangs.. A national inquiry on the grooming gangs and the people who knew"

VD, "So why didn't the Conservatives do that?"

ND, "That's a good question"

VD, "You were in government"

ND, "No, I was Culture Secretary, this didn't go anywhere near my desk"

VD, "You were sat around the cabinet table"

ND, "The entire time I was in cabinet this was never discussed"

VD, "Why?"

ND, "I.. I.."

VD, "Because there are a number of Conservatives who were in government who are calling for it now"

ND, "I can't answer the question.. A good person who can answer the question would be Suella Braverman and Priti Patel"

VD, "There's no record of you speaking in the parliamentary chamber about any of the local inquiries or ever calling for a national inquiry"

ND, "You don't have to stand up in the chamber and speak about something to support something.. I attended meetings in committee rooms"

VD, "Tomorrow the Conservatives are calling for another inquiry.. That's despite the Conservatives setting up that 7 year £200 million independent inquiry on child sexual abuse.. And then the Conservative government didn't implement any of the 20 recommendations.. Isn't calling for another one the very definition of political opportunism?"

ND, "Frequently inquiries take place and none of the recommendations are implemented"

VD, "The same people who didn't implement those recommendations calling for another inquiry, isn't that the definition of political opportunism?"

ND, "Its a definition of what we need to do to fix how government deals with inquiries"

VD, "You had 14 years to do that"

ND, "Dealing with recommendations made from people outside of Westminster, the people who put them in place are civil servants"

VD, "So it's the civil servants fault?"

ND, "No, what I'm saying your dealing with something outside of the normal processes so maybe it can't be delivered by government"

VD, "Well the Conservatives didn't deliver any of the 20 recommendations"

Narrator: Nadine Dorries blames the process for why the Conservatives didn't deliver, while Labour use the process to start delivering, make it make sense

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

If only you'd had a majority in Parliament over the last decade, then you could have actually done something instead of ignoring every single recommendation of the last national inquiry.

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

@callumwith2ls Don’t you mean X?

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

Not a serious source of journalistic integrity anymore.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

This is not what he said.

The extremist Musk tail is wagging the formerly mainstream dog.

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

Every time a Tory minister speaks it’s like when Sideshow Bob steps on a rake.

[бека @philiprothhead]

He looks like Trotsky

[. @LouiseRawAuthor]

YOU WERE LITERALLY HOME SEC WHEN THE JAY REPORT INTO GROOMING GANGS WAS PUBLISHED!

YOU WERE INSTRUMENTAL IN REFUSING TO IMPLEMENT ITS 20 RECOMMENDATIONS!

Spare victims the fake sympathy now.

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

This.

Right wingers all about putting milkshake throwers in prison, but weirdly silent on this.

Duplicitous and cowardly.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

Starmer calls out Musk’s “lies” but most of his criticism is directed at Kemi Badenoch and the Tories for endorsing much of what he said about alleged institutional failure to take sufficient action against child-grooming gangs. He is especially angry about Tory failure to call out what he sees as abusive and dangerous comments about Jess Phillips

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

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[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Elon Musk says Nigel Farage “doesn’t have what it takes” and Reform UK needs a new leader https://t.co/R444awUUlR

[William Schofield @TeamZissouWS]

Blue passports though? #stupidfuckers

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

A pretty damning first five years of Brexit, quantified here rather neatly.

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

A pretty damning first five years of Brexit, quantified here rather neatly.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

These fuckwits think we have short memories.