EJ Schroder

when two elephants fight, its the grass that suffers

[Jamie Pollard @IASTATEAD]

Enjoyed receiving this update from our staff about the Cyclone Tree at the ⁦@blankchildrens⁩ Festival of Trees.

[Petr Cech @PetrCech]

The first United goal just proved the people who make the rules don’t understand the game.

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

King Bloopy 👑

[Clebus @clebustweets]

I strictly call Uber pet cause I’ve got that dog in me

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

when u come home smelling like another dog

[Topgolf @Topgolf]

Des Moines, Iowa 👀

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Premier League Champions 21/22!!! 🏆💙

[Theo @Thogden]

Someone check Rulli’s bet365 account immediately…

[Shrewsbury Town FC @shrewsburytown]

We scored at Anfield this season. You didn’t. Levels.

[Aymeric Laporte @Laporte]

I got 2x2 extra tickets to give you guys for tomorrow's game, if you want to try your luck just make sure you :

1 - support City
2 - can come to Wembley by yourself
3 - RT this

Picking the 2 winners later tonight. glhf 😘💙

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

GM

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

taking food off my child’s plate is funny? lol

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Still the craziest game winner I’ve ever seen

[Global Football @Globl_Football]

Chelsea don’t need to worry about a new owner. They already have one

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

people who refuse to download TikTok be thinking they got a PhD in maturity

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

“My baby is finally eating solids!” Call me when it can handle the razorsharp edges of a crab rangoon

[estG @itsmyshow_]

Lmao “slang one of them salmon my way big fella”

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Guillermo Ochoa before USA vs. Mexico: ‘Mexico is the mirror in which the [U.S.] wants to see itself and wants to copy.’

Christian Pulisic after scoring the winner for the USMNT: 🪞