Mayor Ted

I like cops and chicken and getting punched in the face at restaurants.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@dwightjaynes Huh?

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@ToreyJonesYT I would much rather trade for MPJ and I don’t particularly like MPJ.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@dwightjaynes They posted a full timeline that gets it settled one way or another by December. Nothing wrong with doing public outreach and hearing comment before doing a deal this size.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@ryancconnell I haven’t seen anyone serious except for blowhards outright opposing it. It’s very much a how do we fund it responsibly and what kind of specifics are in the deal that benefit Portlanders.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@JoshReynolds24 Why should he have to turn his back to box out? Makes it way harder when you’re already playing defense. If he got ran over from behind that’s somehow better? Getting trucked from behind is way more likely to result in getting hurt. What is yoour rational other than just because?

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@blazerwagon That’s a ridiculously low return for Giannis. Milwaukie wouldn’t even answer the phone. Pretty sure clippers could do better than that too.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@503Blazerfans So you would just pay above market? What if his market is the TPMLE? You’d pay more than that, because?

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@SleeperBlazers 2nd place goes to 91 WCF game 6. 91-90 loss to the lakers due to a fluke Cliff Robinson turnover that swung the outcome. Would have gone home for game 7 to go back to the finals. 91 was the best team we ever had since 77, better than 90 or 92 and should have won it all.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@503Blazerfans Won’t they want to keep Joe since he’s the only guy they have locked in at a cost controlled contract? Dort and iHart both need new extensions. The way I see it they’re gone.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@halfballknower @abditmr *Brunson is on a better playoff roster with a better playoff coach*

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@abditmr Only on days that end in ‘Y’. Brunson is nice but this isn’t particularly close.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@503Blazerfans Whats the spectrum of success for this type of trade? On one end you have Gobert and KAT trades. On the other end you have every KD, Kyrie, Harden, Ben Simmons trade. People should be nervous about putting all their assets into a trade for a potentially mercurial “star.”

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@JonesOnTheNBA Olshey choked the drafts and squandered assets on fringe players that were gone in a flash when Portland was ready to win. Otherwise we could have gone after a couple of those guys.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@AaronJFentress Too much from Portland. The three best picks in the trade and a swap for Brown. And it’s not valuing scoot or shaedon at anything more than salary filler. Blazers should get a flier, or a trove of seconds or pay less—like keep that swap.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@SwishBruhYT All the independent reporters plus many national league insiders suddenly changed? Or you are drinking the Dundon koolade. Which is more likely? 🤔

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@fentrocity @PDXjay You can just leave the “but” part off. It adds nothing and is totally unnecessary.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@SleeperBlazers Ugh this is not even close.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: New information has leaked indicating that in 2022 The president’s oldest son, Hunter Biden traveled with his father to China to meet President Xi, while, running a business that his father had the majority ownership in.

Oops, never mind, that was Eric Trump today.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@TwoForOneTalk The package should be Avdija, Grant our own near term firsts. Take it or leave it. We don’t need geriatric Giannis that badly.

[Mayor Ted @TearGasTed503]

@TwoForOneTalk That covers like half of the assets. The bucks 29,
All of portlands own picks. Avdija.