Trevor Boyer

I'm on the twitter internet.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

"At least your heart's in the right place," I say, softly running my hand across a translucent take-out container.

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@ellierhoads Did your sister go blind?!!

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@okayyk my tea is mostly honey and moonshine these days.

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I don't choose the farm life. The farm life chooses me.

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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water" - W.C. Fields

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

*indicates the entire known universe* That's a common misconception.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Only you can regret the forest fires you started.

[Trevor Boyer @Tearevor]

If I offer to let you go ahead if me in a Starbucks line, you should first inform me you're ordering drinks for 5 people.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

Remember, Remember, A Date Signifying A Failed Act Of Religious Terrorism You Heard About In A Movie Version Of A Comic Book

[relatable @byreIatable]

5 minutes into attempting homework

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@okayyk 😢

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Someday you'll find that special someone. You'll find them hiding in a dark corner of an unfamiliar room. They will be faceless, whispering.

[Trevor Boyer @Tearevor]

@hey_ben #TSBF

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.

[Trevor Boyer @Tearevor]

@okayyk Paying back this semester's books is still cheaper than paying for the next 7 semester's books.

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@okayyk Dropping out is free.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Please do not feed the animals. They just want to be alone with their anger for a while and do not need any help.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You are what you eat. Most of your arm is gone now. With hollow eyes, you start in on the other.