Ben Idle

Because my life is nope and I do nope shit.

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

I've been playing about 20 seconds a year for the past 23 years.

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

check your privilege some people have to pay cold hard cash to be gay

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

was hoping to learn maori or tagalog on duolingo but instead they got valyrian and dothraki

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

Did you claw your way to the top or were you a neopets hire

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

When I was a child I spit on a witch and she cursed me to one day be bitchless and over 30

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

I am the sworn protector of a chicken coop this week.

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

I just out pizza'd the hut I'm shaking

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

@JagexAsh I'm trying to figure out when the option for toggling whether food and potions go into your looting bag when you pick them up was added to the game. I cannot find this information anywhere.

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

I don't understand the enemies to lovers trope. If you're my enemy you're a mean idiot and I hate you

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

Polar bears, Santa Claus...regular coke is truly the preferred soft drink among apex pedators.

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

My favorite photos from Artemis II

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

@beersmoker93 I'm a scrub at every profession I've had

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

i'm smokin on that shit that made lou read

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

how can i be streamophobic? my twitch is gay

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

how can i be lilophobic? my stitch is gay

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

@beersmoker93 Also turns out he's a known abuser. Fast news cycle these days.

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

she surf on my shark til her v start pn

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

No one is gay on stolen bussy.

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

how to get the light back in my eyes osrs

[Ben Idle @TearsofStupider]

@beckyosrs Still trying to confirm this because I'm at 21m exp from sorting salvages and wondering if I fucked up.