Patriot Pat

Patriot and hog herder.

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

@SenJohnMcCain too bad the Arizona state patrol couldn't their immigration status. Thanks again President Blackula! #Obamacare

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

@BarackObama are twerking hard or hardly twerking? #ImpeachObama

[The SkinScarf @skinscarfing]

Have you ever eaten @dominos pizza while defecating pure liquid? #heavenonearth

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

@Chaptastic84 I have it on good authority that the holocaust was the first hunger games. #FastandFurious

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

I've taken measures to prevent y'all from getting spammed by my account again. I got a guard armed with used @AnnCoulter tampons. #NRA

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

@johnboehner you don't pronounce "Doe" "day. #Boner.

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

@BarackObama and the libs have hacked this patriots account. I'm getting an armed officer for my account! #donttreadonme

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

Now that's my kind of magazine!

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

When people say Indian summer do they mean feather or dot? #AmericaForward @pattonoswalt @marcmaron @robdelaney

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

@TahRASK lookin better than ever! #greenvag

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

Went and saw Romney on the campaign trail today. Lookin' good! #Romney

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

@AnnCoulter no one will go home with you. Aside from recent prison escapees.

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

Anyone else want to cum on @MittRomney s tits? #lockbox #Debate2012

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

I'll give my vote to the candidate that mentions the mayans 2012 prophecy.

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

Jim lehrer is big bird's left ball. Cut him loose. #debates

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'm voting for the first one who makes the jerk-off motion while the other one is talking. #Debate

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

Romney hates the spaniards. #Debate

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

Mitt's full of ideas. Most of them about dinner.

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

Jim lehrer shot kennedy so he could moderate this #debate. I'm ok with that.

[Patriot Pat @Teashagger]

@seanhannity i'm ready to poop on your left eye.