Hoeless romantic

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

A thread of books I’ve read in 2026: 📚

[lindy @Lindyyay]

To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity.

[miia @miiagarro]

ask a woman why she hates men she'll tell you a horrifying story involving violence, abuse, and harassment. ask a man why he hates women he'll complain about feminists on tiktok, gold diggers, and a girl who once friend-zoned him and wouldn't date him

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

Or you could just, you know, stay single?!

[vhoydiana @kith3r]

don’t establish a routine in your relationship.
don’t normalise video calls.
when discussing friends or family, never use names. stick to “they”
tell her you don’t have female friends, only sisters.
give her freedom, it deludes her into believing there’s trust and loyalty.

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

It was so much watching the game through your tweets shame 😂😂😂

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

😂😂😂 yall are funny shame

[KFC South Africa @KFCSA]

I need a hydration break, di nerves 😩

[Orri Benatar @obenatar512]

⚽️ 🧵ALL WORLD CUP GROUP STAGE SCENARIOS THREAD:

GROUP A

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

You deserve to have your *redacted* *redacted* so hard @ChickenLickenSA 😘😘❤️❤️

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

Yes. (No salt though)

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Margarita edition, frozen or shaken?

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

Also there’s just one silly mistake in that tweet and people are ignoring that and choosing to act like that person is dumb. Ei lena le a lapiša.

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

I think it comes from staying in the same household. If we’re raised by mom, we’re siblings, none of that half ntonton. The same would be true if it was a dad raising the kids.

[Ÿûfįt🧚💅 @LehulaMary]

Is it true that when you have the same dad and different dad you’re half siblings… but if you have same mom with different dads you’re full siblings??

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

Selling 2 tickets for Redbull symphonic (Sunday the 14th) section 1 seats

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

😂😂😂 if I wasn’t on call I’d be sleeping and missing all the entertaining tweets and WhatsApp statuses so I guess Dankie mohiri?!

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

The crash outs are hilarious shame 😂😂😂

[Lebo R🎀 @LebooooR]

Nothing sexier than a man in his 30s w no kid. it’s giving disciplined, it’s giving waiting for the right time, it’s giving husband material🫦

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

I do, section 1

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Guys does anyone have 2 tickets to the Sunday Redbull symphonic, preferably section 1 2 or 3.

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

Love ha but yhuuu 😩😩

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

😭🫵🏾

[AthaBaby 🎀 @Athabzz]

There’s literally no time to have a baby for at least 4 more years shame

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

Did Serena coming back knock her off her game? Was Shainder that good?! Whatever the reason, yay!! 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

I have no choice but to stan Shnaider 😂😂💃🏽💃🏽 (unless she’s problematic)

[Hoeless romantic @Tebatjo_]

Sabalenka out?! God is good 🙌🏽🙌🏽