Sir Veza

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[✮ @istgnolimit]

why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: Migrant Uber Eats delivery workers in France are using multiple phones to reject low-paying orders, forcing the app’s algorithm to raise delivery offers to €15 or more.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

The Rat 🐀 Race 🏁 they have the world in.

[Geo @Geo_AW]

american animators today would have a fucking panic attack if you asked them to produce anything close to this level

[Divine @Divinsity]

Calling it "plant based" instead of "ultra processed soy" is the most successful rebrand in modern history

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

Sleeping ~5 hours instead of ~7.5 hours while dieting led to 55% less fat loss and 60% more fat-free mass loss (even with similar total weight loss)

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a Phantom pull up.

[乂 @forthedamnhoes]

next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.

[NisMo B887G @TheRed_Baronman]

I tweet for the real houstonians who ate at ponchos Mexican buffet or casa ole. You don’t know what them is you is not from the H

[Cory Althoff @coryalthoff]

Unpopular opinion: your results with AI largely depend on how smart you are

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

not to suck the cock of advertising, but I like that they made the M&Ms into little guys who hang out together because that does seem like what they would be up to

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[solé @layxsnv]

i can finally drink the water bottles i leave in my car again

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

ate six Reese’s cups and my Apple Watch asked if I’d been in an accident

[Sir Veza @Tecate_odp]

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[COASTY @coastylauren]

They got straight guys working at Starbucks now, the economy's fucked

[Aelin @linnssins]

a cigarette outside the function is how you find out what’s actually happening inside the function.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

Cows literally make milk, ribeye and beef liver out of grass and then their poop regenerates the soil…yet somehow theyre ruining the environment?

[🇮🇪🌪️Cyclone Joel🌪️🇮🇪 @JR3_Cyco]

@Breaking911 So the fans loyalty is only appreciated and honored when the team is ass and then completely ignored in favor of high-paying customers when the team is at the top of the game..

Very disgraceful organization @Brewers

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

the other ref taking a knee is SENDING me 😭

[lou .ᐟ @silenth7lls]

people on pc be like: hold on my shaders are loading