Theatre Tech

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"I'm naming my firstborn, Ampersand!" #techconversations

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"Beat him up! You're a girl and he can't do anything back!" #techconversations

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"I have a present for you." "Is it your middle finger?" #techconversations

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"You told me to steal it!" "His crotch?!" #techconversations

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"You look like a drug dealer." #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

"Jason Earles' life is the basis for Twilight." #techconversations

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"You'd just sleep on the side... And put a bucket between you two..." #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

"I have pants... They're just not on!" #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

"I got pants on my paint... Wait..." #techconversations

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"I don't know maybe she had to take a dump" #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

"Three's a threesome, four's an orgy." #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

You know it will be good when it is bigger than your hand. #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

"You don't know how far I'd go for cookies." #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

Why don't you just go to... Uh... VIRGINIA #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

Tech: I have normal friends
SM: no you don't

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

TD: it's moody and I like it
#techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

"Less context is always better" #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

TD: I'm popping and locking all over up here. Sound and lights are just to busy writing cues to notice #techconversations

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

*dubstep dancing*
TD: I could do that
SM: maybe if you were 20 years younger
Spot: just like you can do the single ladies dance?

[Theatre Tech @TechConvos]

TD: Move the mic closer to your face
Tech: but then I can't eat
TD: you just ate! How are you hungry?
Spot: but we are always hungry!