Tech Support Dalek

YOUR EXTERMINATION IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US. PLEASE HOLD.
((My own personal Hat Week cannot be contained in a mere seven days!))

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

@SontaranPR OBSERVATION: A FILE IS NOT A THING THAT CAN BE AMUSED. FURTHER OBSERVATION: YOU ARE DUMB

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

OUR PLAN PROCEEDS APACE!!! // RT @MsSarahJSmith: Nice to see you again, Tech. *shakes head* I can not believe I just welcomed a Dalek back.

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH CUSTOMERS. I THINK I GOT SOME ON ME!!!!!!!!

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

INFERIOR BEINGS SHOULD NOTE THAT I AM AWARE I HAVE NOT TWEETED IN A WHILE. WORK IS CRAZY BUSY THIS WEEK WITH THIS GIANT "USER MEETING" THING

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, I SWEAR #WorstPickupLine

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

HARDLY AN ORIGINAL OBSERVATION TO SAY THAT #THEDOCTORDISAPPOINTS, BUT I LIKE TO POINT IT OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

REASON DALEKS ARE BETTER THAN THE DOCTOR #3,927: HE SAYS HE WILL SAVE YOU, THEN GETS YOU KILLED. WE SAY WE WILL EXTERMINATE YOU, THEN WE DO!

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

@Dalek_Artist @CommunistDalek AT LEAST IT ISN'T CRAZY CASE!! THAT STUFF FILLS ME WITH MURDEROUS RAGE. WELL, MORE THAN USUAL, I MEAN

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

@WeaponsDalek @CybermenPR YEAH, PRETTY SURE THIS CALLS FOR A FULL REFORMAT AND ABOUT SIX PASSES OF THE DISK ZEROER

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

@ItsTheDoctor GOT YOU BEAT -- WE DALEKS HATE YOU *ALL* THE TIME

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

FIRING IN 5..4..3... http://t.co/M4GDAYL

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

QFT // RT @CommunistDalek: WE ALL HATE [@ObliviousDalek]!

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

[...]THE SILLY THING OF YOUR CHOICE, AS LONG AS IT'S SOMETHING I FEEL LIKE DRAWING. IT WILL GO http://t.co/IYW0vR4 WHEN DONE @InnerCityToad

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

CURSES, I MISSED WHO MY 300TH FOLLOWER WAS. PRETTY SURE IT'S @InnerCityToad. YOU MAY REQUEST A SCRIBBLY PENCIL DRAWING OF A DALEK DOING[...]

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

@IAmtheDoctor11 KIND OF HOPED YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN "DEAD TO THE UNIVERSE" FOR LONGER THAN THAT. SAY, FOREVER. FOREVER SOUNDS GOOD

[Russell T. Dalek @DalekRusty]

The THREE beings I OBEY the MOST: THE SUPREME, The EMPEROR & DAVROS. They UTTERED not a SINGLE BOAST the DAY the DOCTOR DIED. #GallifreyPie

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

@TheEmperorDalek I AM GOING TO GO WITH "THAT RESUME WAS WRITTEN BY THE ME OF THE FAR FUTURE". TIMEY-WIMEY!

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

@Merennulli THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT I DID NOT HAVE COMPLETE CONFIDENCE IN DALEK WEAPONS TECHNOLOGY!!

[Tech Support Dalek @TechDalek]

@IAmtheDoctor11 TAKE YOUR TIME

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@Moxie1706 MY PHONE IS SUPERIOR, AS BEFITS A DALEK, AND HAS MANY APPS!!!!!