Will Hanke

Not perfect. Likes cycling, float trips, cast iron cookware & boots.

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Why not just put Stanek in inning one and run up the score?

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Here we are fighting back again. How will the bullpen fuck it up next?

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Please @Cardinals never hand Stanek another baseball

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Stanek makes Trevor Rosenthal look like an All Star pitcher

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Case in point

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

No matter how much the offense fights back to get in the lead, the bullpen continues to figure out ways to fuck it up

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

The bullpen does is best to ruin most games yet the hitters rally to keep it interesting. #stlcards

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

If things don't work out we can always trade our bullpen to the Wild.

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Hate to say it but even bringing Trevor Rosenthal back might be an improvement.

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Cardinals closers are trash. Oh, I already said that.

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Cardinals: we have an 8 run lead!
Bullpen: hold my beer

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Cardinals bullpen is garbage

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

@imospizza has the worst app in the entire world of apps. Its just a terrible user experience

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Cardinals try to lose every game in 8 and 9. Looks like they might pull it off this time

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Hey @rivercity your guest internet hasn't worked since the sports book opened. Coincidence?

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Slyman brothers sitting on the arch feels like blasphemy

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Blues game is tied 2-2, right?

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

I should not have chosen gumbo as my lunch

[Will Hanke @TechLH]

Over the last few years, we've invited a few cool couples to hang with us in cool places, but none have taken us up on it. Do we smell bad?