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Banter, pure fun. Chelsea, Ronaldo.

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May be the last video ever.

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I don’t think people understand the psychological damage a sequence of losses like this can do to a person. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

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There is no way this is real man.

This cannot be real life.

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We live in a fucking simulation.

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Bro... I'm never gambling again.

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Had Benoit Saint Denis and Max Holloway as my last two legs for a $1M cashout.

Benoit got choked out in under 30 seconds and killed the parlay.

I second guessed myself, cashed out my Max Holloway bet, and went all in on Conor McGregor.

Then Conor’s fight was over almost immediately too.

If God didn’t intervene tonight, I don’t know who did.

What a crazy sequence of events.

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Did I just get fucking scammed?

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YOLO $1.2M on Conor McGregor to beat Max Holloway.

This is for all the marbles.

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At this point do I just fade myself and cash out to go all in on Connor?

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Paddy killed me. I can’t win shit today.

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$1.35M on Max Holloway to KO Conor McGregor

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Another $333k L OMGGGG

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$30,000 8 LEG PARLAY FOR $1.1M PAYOUT

JUST TWO MORE LEGS LEFT!

Benoit Saint Denis & Max Holloway

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$333,333 on 3 leg Parlay

Argentina
Loneer Kavanagh
Max Holloway By KO

Payout = $1.35M

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-$300k

Making it all back and more on next bet.

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England going back home to drink Tea.

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I think I might lose millions of dollars today.

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I built a life that doesn't need anyone. Sometimes I hate that I succeeded.

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@Jelitics Nice

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In the mood to make a million dollars today.

$300K parlay for $1.3M payout.

England + Argentina + Max Holloway